July 31st Fundraiser party
OK, So I'm sure everyone cleared to attend the party has received an e*mail already (if you haven't and you'd like to attend, send an e*mail to [*****]service@utopiaguide.com[/*****] as soon as you can so that can be straightened out). The problem is, the response thus far has been less than stellar. In fact, its been outright disappointing. I don't know if guys are just afraid to commit to it in case something comes up or if you guys are just being slackers, but right now unless this situation gets fixed pronto, I have a feeling we're looking at the last UG party for a long, long time.
Guys, get it together. If you are just being slackers, wake the fuck up!!. The party is just a little over two weeks away and UG needs an advanced head count to plan this thing properly. Don't be dicks and expect to RSVP at the last minute and still expect to get in. Personally, I think guys that do that should pay double at the door to get in but I don't know how Slinky feels about that. Don't push him and find out though. Send your RSVP. If something comes up at the last minute, which is bound to happen to a few guys, don't worry there will be no public floggings. That's not to say you should reply that you're coming if you really don't know if you are, but if you think there is a very good chance you can make it, please let UG know.
This party is going to be a lot of fun and I think everyone who misses it is going to be sorry they did. But, what makes parties like these fun is when we get a good turnout, all the UGers can get a chance to put faces with screen names and everyone has a good time. I'm sure the UG staff has an incredible lineup of ladies for our entertainment, and this party is a great way to make connections with girls you might very well want to spend time with again in the future. This is not the kind of event the average person gets invited to in their lifetime. Consider yourselves honored that you are invited, and send those damn RSVPs.
Oh, and remember this is a fundraiser party. We're asking for guys to bring an envelope with your donation to help keep UG going. Write your screen name or e*mail on the inside so UG knows who is contributing. The envelopes will not be opened at the party, and the info on who contributed what will be kept confidential.