I heard that Cristine's is closing. Not that I ever liked it very much anyway. It felt more like a funeral home than a strip club. I havent felt so fucking stupid sitting around in such a retarded looking stripclub since Divas closed.
Penthouse is a Girl Scout jamboree since the raid. Not that I ever liked it that much anyway. Too expensive.
Oasis is like watching paint dry. Even the Brazilians have the heebee-jeebees over the cameras. Ok if you're into $200 handjobs. Forget about it.
I still refuse to go to Champagne. Out of the way and every time I think about going there I stir up a Cheeks memory, decide it will suck, save my gas money, and jerkoff to internet porn. I know, there's some mileage there but...Forget it. Not gonna happen.
That leaves this place and the strippers constant paranoia over getting caught doing something they shouldnt be doing...except the ones that arent paranoid and are still BAU.
And there's the Ballpark. It's like the cosmological constant of the stripclub universe. It never changes.
Shit. I'm going to need to start having more sex with my GF.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WORLD COMING TO???