You really have to look at all the pics in a provider's ad to get the whole picture (pun intended)

#1
At first glance, this looks quite appealing
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But then, you come to this
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#5
But why would she even post the second pic?
There are tons (pun intended) of "chubby chasers" out there who like these types of gals. Maybe not so much on UG, but I certainly have seen many a rotund lady with loads of favorable reviews on that alternate hobby board. It's especially funny when the hobbyist terms the gal as merely "flabby" instead of "heavy."
 
#6
There are tons (pun intended) of "chubby chasers" out there who like these types of gals. Maybe not so much on UG, but I certainly have seen many a rotund lady with loads of favorable reviews ........."
Perhaps the reasoning is these guys don't want to use condoms and feel that they get the same sensation, but won't get an STD, from getting off bareback in a fold in the blubber instead of in her snatch.

I suggest a new euphemism for it, ya know similar to Russian for getting off between a woman's tits - maybe should be called "eskimo"
 
#15
Looking for something with one or two syllables and ideally a nationality to make the point - for example greek, french, Russian. Roll Hole or fat fuck are close. Arkansas (where rate is 40% of population is obese) would be appropriate but doesn't have the punch. Moby Dicked her is close but when you describe activities you don't say I greeked her or I russianed her - you say I did greek or I did Russian.

Need more brain storming.
 
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