Wife vs Blackberry

[SirF]

!All right. Wifey goes: "Turn the Blackberry off! It's me or the Blackberry. Take your pick..." So, I am seriously thinking: should I dump this bitch or what? That's almost as bad as alcohol or me. Also a very narrow call.....What do you think?

 

[superwoman01]

!All right. Wifey goes: "Turn the Blackberry off! It's me or the Blackberry. Take your pick..." So, I am seriously thinking: should I dump this bitch or what? That's almost as bad as alcohol or me. Also a very narrow call.....What do you think?

SF-She is PMS'ing she did not mean it! ha!

 

[Slinky Bender]

The darker the berry.............

 

[fumpton]

In the long run, the monthly bill for your blackberry will still cost you less than a wife.

 

[SirF]

Its easier to replace a blackberry.

 

[LifeUnexpected]

perhaps...

Its easier to replace a blackberry.

It may be easier to replace it, but you definitely can't live without one ... I can't say the same for the other.

 

[marcinny]

This reminds of Jerry Seinfeld having to choose between the girlfriend and his funny voice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aKniUjce4s

Tough decision indeed.

 

[basilisk]

I'm voting wife wins. Why? Simple math, the early termination costs fo a BB is far cheaper than for a wife!

Unless you REALLY terminate her ... but that's another thread ;-)

 

[marcinny]

Man this is quite a tie. I guess he settled to drink it over.

 

[elmo16]

This reminds of Jerry Seinfeld having to choose between the girlfriend and his funny voice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aKniUjce4s

Tough decision indeed.

Hellllllllooooooo!

 

[SweetHeart]

I would seriously lose my top

And say, " You know where the door is"

People are so unrealistic and demanding. Like who pays the bills bitch. :I call everyone and every inanimate object "bitch" "how much for that bitch?" "just put it on the bitch" "Move that bitch out of the way" LOL not bad for 3 degrees, and I don't give a bitch

 

[marcinny]

Was that SirF's last post on UG?

Maybe he wife ate him AND his blackberry.

 

[SirF]

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