Why do you continue to post on UG?

[Dondee]

I keep posting hoping to fluff some others in need of fluffing.

(C9, need any yet?)

 

[pjorourke]

Comic relief.

 

[Wwanderer]

Originally posted by pjorourke
Comic relief.

not to mention

Cosmic relief
Cosmic release(s)
Comic release(s)

-Ww

 

[jseah]

Originally posted by Wwanderer
Comic release(s)

Is that what you would get in the clown room?

 

[robnotbob]

Originally posted by Cloud Nine
Missing choices:



The spa section kicks ass


and

BECAUSE OF CLOUD NINE'S JOKES

These two are the primary reasons for me.

 

[Spaz Medicine]

By reading posts by certain people here, I start to feel better about myself.

 

[Dondee]

Name names!

 

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

.....to see who starts to post out of character things...

....to read the flame wars so that I can learn new tactics with my employees

....to read the posts about NYC sports teams

....because I have a calendar and mark off the days that Taylor Li's name is absent from any whoreboard :=)

 

[Thorn]

Originally posted by Mr. User Name
Has Slinky ever banned Slinky ?

Sort of...

How do you think C9 became "UG Staff".

More like a self impossed exile then a banning.

 

[jseah]

Originally posted by One Eyed Trouser Trout
....because I have a calendar and mark off the days that Taylor Li's name is absent from any whoreboard :=)

oops......you'll have to start counting all over again.

 

[Monk]

Why do I post?

It's either sadism or masochism. Take your pick.

 

[zarathustra88]

Because I am a little less sick of the sight of my own thoughts than the sound of my own voice. Because nothing is more important to me than the approbation of other craven, anonymous, sticky-fingered whoremongers. Because a half dozen posters on here amuse the living shit out of me--almost as much as I amuse myself. It's the oldest maxim in the book, boys, "Pull out your cock and laugh!" Recipe for longevity if I ever heard one. It's all about joy and laughter---or whatever it takes to distract us from the monotony (near-by) and horror (distant but within us) all around us. We are a large, multi-dysfunctional family in a parallel universe that often seems more real than the one we "live" in--our everyday shadow life that actually holds about as much interest for us as that warm bucket of piss over there in the corner. Ahhh, but glorious summer is nigh, and the flesh is coming out!

 

[Thorn]

Hey... I think I like this guy.

 

[Kimmie]

I voted to annoy slinky..

He is on my shit list for the next..oh I dunno.. 1000 YEARS!!!

 

[capitan]

None of the above.

Straight ahead,
Capy