What is your New Yorker in Montreal Story

#1
I visited Montreal last year with two non-monger friends. I did not have a great time.

I will be going back soon with a friend who has similar interests and this time I am determined to have a great time.

I'll spend some time searching "merb.ca" and I know "asservissante" has a great reputation but I have not seen a girl in the gallery that looks outstanding. Why is this agency so loved?

Does anyone have personal recommendations or advice?

Two things I have been told about and hope to find this time, but fear are more "urban legend" then anything else, are:

1) one particular club or lounge with young girls who are their to dance, drink, socialize and some...

are their to meet nice guys who are seeking paid intimate services.

2) Many Jessica Alba, Jennifer Love Hewitt type girls at 160 CAN (around 140 USD). I hate the typical pro (fake tits, fake blond hair), it is the sweethearts with the big smile and great natural bodies that I love. Super cute, real girls excite me.

So please add what you know for us NY'ers going to Montreal.
 
#2
LARRYDARRELL said:
2) Many Jessica Alba, Jennifer Love Hewitt type girls at 160 CAN (around 140 USD). I hate the typical pro (fake tits, fake blond hair), it is the sweethearts with the big smile and great natural bodies that I love. Super cute, real girls excite me.

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Where?
 
#3
montreal is the mecca where allahs good mongers get their reward.
it is incumbent on every good monger to go on haj in montreal and to plunder the finest fruit of celtic/french quim, and improve canadian/US relations.
 
#9
that's a good deal, I got my tickets last week... with taxes it was about $244 USD.

I hope I am wrong but I get the feeling that stripclubs in Montreal are a waste of time and money if it is satisfaction one seeks.

I know stripclubs outside of Montreal are more liberal with extras and some are unlimited but I would need some kind of assurance that it would be awesome before I would go.

That is to say that if I have to pay a taxi round trip to get something going in a small booth (with the risk of an unknowable talent level -vs- escort websites with picture, set services and rates) then I am going to bet that it is much wiser to just stay in the city and do the agency thing.

But their is nothing I would love more then an (affordable) stripclub with many choices and possible complete satisfaction... THIS WOULD BE A DREAM COME TRUE!

This is what I had thought Montreal was all about but now I know it is not.

I would love for someone to tell me I am wrong are tell me about an incall agency that operates like a club.
 
#10
Just got back from Montreal. It's onlya 6 1/2 hr drive. Great french food lower costs on hotels etc. Plus the duty free shop near the border refunds tax money for foreigners. Some sweet French girls. Unfortunately it was for bizness. Next time I'll go hobbying and will report back.
 
#11
If you want to know what is happening in Montreal I'd start with a Google of "Montreal spreadsheet" and go from there.

Good info - may be somewhat dated, but there is an awful lot of information being put out for you.
 
#14
3 sites come to mind when i think of Montreal hobbying. First is the spreadsheet of course and then there are merb and merc of course not com but CA

I did come across a Jennifer Love Hewitt type way back when I think it was in 2002 or so when the USD was 1.50 CAD.... She was from an agency that no longer exists LBFMJ (I could be wrong on the initials). A sweet gal n sexy tight lil bod but no English. But we got along great on bed ;-)

As of late, I have found that Dangerous Curves and ***** Dreamz are much better quality (looks and some in service) than asserv. However with Asserv, the quality is awsome and Martin (owner) does describe the girls 99.9% accurate.

Happy hunting
 
#15
I was out there for my Bachelor Party in 2002 ( I think).. Anyways... I stayed in Montreal.. We went out to the strip clubs... Much more liberal than NYC. You get to go into prviate stalls to get your dances... It cost from 10-20 canadian.. The ones we went to, I didn't see much fakes boobs.. All the chic were 7's and above. From what I hear, the strip clubs are pretty much the same...

We ended also going to a place outside of Montreal in Richelieu. I think it was called Grand Prix ?

Now that's a smoking spot!!!! The girls were hot hot hot!!! I noticed a few NY state plates out in the lot. Depending on the girl everything was on the menu. There were these private stalls built for this. It was the size of a stand up shower and you did your business in there. prices ranged from 100-150 canadian...

With the exchange rate at the time it cost 75-115 US...Now that's a treat..

I've been longing to go back ever since but I can't come up with a good excuse to goto Montreal...
 
#16
Can Anyone Suggest a Plan of Action (what about Quebec City)?

I am the only one in our group who has already been to Montreal and I know the strip clubs are not great (for my kind of crowd) so I am hoping someone can recommend a plan for us.

I know the better places are like 45 minute taxi ride out of Montreal, places like "Grad Prix", but one of my friends is saying Quebec City is the place to go for more liberal strip clubs.

I am sure he is confusing something he heard from someone else who did not know what they where talking about.

So if you know what you are talking about please suggest a plan of action regarding taking a taxi out of Montreal to find great strip clubs.

What place do we go to first, second, last and what about Quebec City?

Will it be too costly to trek to several places via a taxi, should we rent a car? Is the subway an option?

Thanks!
 
#17
montreal

The best part of Montreal is that the outcall places mentioned above or Celine's are honest. The pictures are real, the fee is for what ever is on the menue and almost everything is including un-covered bj's and often greek. The girl comes to the room tells you what is avaiable and off you go for the fee as advertised. Tips are in the 20-40 canadian range. Celeines chages 160 canadiean so afor about 180 us with the tip you get it all. You call the place, talk about which girl you want, and who is available, and an hour or two later she shows up...great place!
 
#18
Been to Montreal a few years back. Had a nice time in the strip clubs on St. Katherine. On the way out the doorman gave me a business card of an agency for outcall. Had a great weekend there and only a 5 hour drive. Too bad I lost that card, would have tried them again on a future visit.
 
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