Two Weeks

#1
And no new posts! Has everyone stopped going out? No wonder the girls I know
tell me how bad business is. Anybody have a favorite bar or lady from the old days?
I still miss the Stone/Fickle Filly/Painted Pony - Had a lot of fun!
Anybody have a story to share?
 
#3
Last Thursday night swung by Temptations in Bohemia, Blush in Commack, Blue Rhino in Huntington Station or whatever the heck the old Tender Trap is calling itself this month and finally The Carousel in Huntington Station. All of them were bad enough (very few women, none that I thought looked good enough to pay for a lap dance) that I quickly scoped the places out and left. Talked to the bouncers as I walking out of the places, just politely saying that I wasn't interested in any of the dancers so if I ever go back and they recognize me I'm not hassled. One of the bouncers said he would leave too if he wasn't being paid to be there. The guy he was talking to, who seemed to be an owner or a manager, started laughing. Thursday, Friday and Saturday night are supposed to be good for strip clubs. But it was so bad the employees at one place had to laugh. As I was leaving another place I asked the bouncer if there was a better night to come back. He said it's hit or miss and no set good night. Not saying what was said at which places to make sure no one could possibly get in trouble with their bosses. They seemed like good guys and you never know who might be reading this.
 

Casual Rex

Ratfuck White Knight
#4
Honestly, do we really need all of these places so close to each other? Hopefully, some of the worse ones get weeded out over the next couple of years. I'm not a fan of places going out of business. But, it's all about supply and demand! It wouldn't surprise me if strip clubs have become significantly less popular over the past decade or so.

Everybody wants more! The idea of paying for simulated sex and blue balls, when you can get an escort or body rub with full release for just a couple more bucks. Plus, there's so much accessible porn at home on your computer. The appeal of the strip club has greatly diminished over the past decade.
 

Casual Rex

Ratfuck White Knight
#5
Also, these places need to realize it's 2016 and get some craft beers on their menu. I went to both The Scene and The Carousel a couple of weeks ago. The beer selection was straight out of the 1980s!
 
#7
High prices for drinks and ugly girls. Do the math. That said, two weeks ago on a Friday afternoon I checked out Cafe Al's. The absolute worst collection of strippers I have ever seen. Calling them hideous is being kind. Last night I was at GQ and they have 4 or 5 nice ones in there.
 
#8
How about the bar tenders - most are better than the dancers! Edison: four clubs in one night, I'm coming
out with you one night! Lowell: I'm sure you have a story to add here.
 
#9
Route95 - The clubs have been very slow this summer and many of the dancers have taken long vacations. I have cut back on my visits which has saved me some money. My ATF has not worked much this year due to an operation and a long vacation. Often the bar tenders are better looking and more fun than the average dancer. It didn't used to be like this.
 
#13
High prices for drinks and ugly girls. Do the math. That said, two weeks ago on a Friday afternoon I checked out Cafe Al's. The absolute worst collection of strippers I have ever seen. Calling them hideous is being kind. Last night I was at GQ and they have 4 or 5 nice ones in there.
You haven't been to Crystal Cafe? Those creatures count as strippers as well.
 
#18
I was there once a few yrs ago. Walked in, ran out. Spent no more than 6 or 7 seconds in there. Rushed home to take a shower. Still not sure if I'm fully deloused, but at least the nightmares are less frequent.
I hear ya, Exiled.

Here is my version of your summary, tweaked to reflect my Crystal Cafe experiences:

I was there several times over the yrs. Each time, walked in, ran out. Spent no more than 600 or 700 seconds in there. During those seconds, got BBJCIM from several ho's. Rushed home each time to take a shower. Each time was still not sure if I was fully deloused, but somehow went back again after a period of time when the nightmares became less frequent.
 
#20
Went to crystalcafe for a bach party last saturday. No dancer under 40. A woc that had to be 6ft at least (she danced well at least). Was good for laughs but thats all. Has anyone gone to the reopened tender trap?
 
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