I have been a paying advertiser here for quite a while and I always let everyone know what my availability is.... so now I am going to let everyone - All Members, Lurkers, mongers, and bitches - know what I am not available for...
1 - I am not your therapist
2 - I am not your family counselor
3 - I am not a referee
4 - I am not available to discuss all of your issues with other members or moderators
5 - I am not available to work with any other bitches
6 - I am not available to call other people to settle your disagreements
7 - I am not available to receive texts, emails, or phone calls to listen to how everyone is breaking the rules and getting free advertising
8 - I am not available to any of you “14 inch computer dick” guys
9 - I am not available to deal with anyone else’s drama
10 - I am not available to “party” or do any drugs
So....... with that... if you want to spend your session with me discussing any of the above bullshit, then just remember the clock is ticking.... but if you have not paid me for my time, please don’t waste my time with drama.
I am available to have some fun. I am always down to smoke some weed, eat some edibles, drink some margaritas and chill. And of course I am available to go to awesome sex parties in Manhattan!!!
I truly enjoy what I do for a living - who wouldn’t?!? But I don’t enjoy all the drama. I like most all of you on here so please don’t make me play peacemaker.