Not sure what category this falls under, but here it goes....
My friends and I decided to go to a brothel in Prague. We found a few girls to take upstairs separately, it all went well. They also provided outcalls, so I took advantage of that a couple days later. She came through to our Airbnb and I had the place to myself. We drank a little wine, started making out, lots of foreplay, dfk, as I put the claw on her to make her squirt and got her to that point. I guess she lost control of all bodily functions. While she was squirting in the squatting position she also shit all over the floor. She didn't realize it right away, but when she did she was pretty embarrassed.
I felt bad, told her not to worry about it and went to shower. Afterwards she cleaned up the floor, then finished me off with a bbj.
That's an encounter for the books.