Ok so here it is, (just for you FAH). I pick her up in the truck she has never been on a bike and figured we would take it slow. She did say she was willing to try. So first thing she asks is who ts the woman answering my phone. I am like what there is no one who answers my phone cause it is always with me. So I ask her to show me the number she is dialing. She does and it is the wrong number. I prove to her that she is dialing the wrong number but she continues to bring it up through the whole date. The warning beels in my head are going off like crazy but I figure what the hell we are out already and I will see where this all goes.
Anyway we decided to go have dinner down by the water a little place right on the pier over looking the great south bay. The parking sucked I had to park on a dead end street with parking till only 10 pm.
We had a 20 minute wait for the table. In the mean time she had a glass of wine and I had a ginger ale. Yeah have not been drinking I have been trying to clean my act up. So we sit down and order dinner. She orders another glass of wine. Now this is were I should have gone to the mens room and bailed but I try to remain a gentlemen. She begins to tell me she loves me, that she wants me to be her one and only. Keep in mind this is just our second date. She starts talking about long term things. All I hear is the alarm beels in my head ringing so loud.
After dinner I walk her back to my truck I am thinking it is time to bail but I have to find a polite way to do this. I open the door for her and help her in. She kisses me and than asks again about the woman on my phone. Well that broke the mood real fast.
I climb into the drivers side to find that in the time it took me to walk around the truck she has striped. She is sitting there bare ass naked. She starts calling me by another name it is her ex-husbands name and she is asking me to hurt her. I am telling her to get dress we are going home. I look at the time and it is 10:20 pm. I see head lights behind and it is SCPD getting ready to start ticketing all the cars parked there. So I start the truck and take off. Here I am dring down Montauk highway with a naked woman in my front seat and praying I don't have a broken tail light or anything that will draw attention to me,
I get with in two blocks of her house and tell she needs to get dressed before we get home. She say that it is ok she will walk in the house just like that. If she lived alone it might have been alright but she takes care of her parents and we would have to walk through thier living room to get to her side of the house.
She gets dressed and I get her into the house. I guess I must have left a trail of smoke as I walked out of the house. The next morning I get an email that says Good Morning Cutie had a great time last night. It was Sunday and I was riding all day so I did not hear my phone but she called it at least 10 times. So I guess she finally used the right number. Needless to say this wolf is done with that. Seems to me nothing has changed. I still attract crazy people.......
