Very glad to see the New Jersey board. Amber & Friends has a website that guarantees GFE and no-rush.I visited them two weeks ago and had the opposite experience. Here's the review I submitted to TBD.
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I live in Manhattan and sometimes I just need to rent a car and get out of town for the day. I had seen Amber's website and was attracted to the photos of Patti. She had that petite fair skin redhead look. Plus the site said, GFE, personable, full hour, kissing and cuddling, etc. All the stuff I like.
When I called I was directed to a motel by a male voice. I must say that it's a real turnoff to talk to a gruff irritable guy on the phone. I found out later he's the owner. Dude get a clue and hire a phone girl.
I got to the motel room and Patti let me in. The very first thing she said was, "Can I smoke a cigarette?" What a turnoff. But as an ex nicotine addict I know that if she's jonesing for a ciggie she won't be any fun, so I told her to go for it and let me know when she's ready for the session. Question: Why the f*ck couldn't she have her smoke BEFORE I arrived?
As she warmed up to me she was friendly enough. The covered blowjob was incompetent. She could only get the head of my dick in her mouth. I kept telling her to relax and take more of it in, and she said, "Sorry I had a couple of beers," as if that explained anything. I have an average size dick and most women have no trouble at all getting the whole thing in their mouth. Patti just isn't very good at sucking cock.
She said I could come on her chest. It was about 20 minutes into the session by the clock on the nightstand. She was encouraging me to come in that manner of quickie girls the world over. Since the website had promised a full hour GFE I figured this would be my first come. I shot a big load on her neck and chest and we went into the bathroom to clean up.
She got dressed and went over to sit on the other bet (two beds in the motel room). We were chatting a little. She said I was a nice guy and that's why she was chatting with me. "Usually if I don't like the guy he's outta here as soon as he's done," is how she put it.
There was no massage or any kind of attempt to be intimate or erotic. She was just talking and waiting for me to leave. After a while I got the hint and got dressed and left.
When I got home I double-checked Amber's website to make sure I hadn't misremembered. It says there:
* If you are looking for the kind of girl who loves to kiss, cuddle and hold you through the night, then maybe you have found us.
* We never rush are clients and always give them the time that they deserve. We love to make their experience with us last a lifetime.
That is such a flagrant lie that I wanted to set the record straight with this review. I paid for an hour ($200), was encouraged to come within 20 minutes, and got no further service of any kind except some idle chitchat that was clearly an invitation to leave. Patti's a fun girl in her own way, but only for 20 minutes. Once you come it's time for you to hit the road, jack.
I emailed Amber with my complaint and got no response.
fishfry@nyc.rr.com
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I live in Manhattan and sometimes I just need to rent a car and get out of town for the day. I had seen Amber's website and was attracted to the photos of Patti. She had that petite fair skin redhead look. Plus the site said, GFE, personable, full hour, kissing and cuddling, etc. All the stuff I like.
When I called I was directed to a motel by a male voice. I must say that it's a real turnoff to talk to a gruff irritable guy on the phone. I found out later he's the owner. Dude get a clue and hire a phone girl.
I got to the motel room and Patti let me in. The very first thing she said was, "Can I smoke a cigarette?" What a turnoff. But as an ex nicotine addict I know that if she's jonesing for a ciggie she won't be any fun, so I told her to go for it and let me know when she's ready for the session. Question: Why the f*ck couldn't she have her smoke BEFORE I arrived?
As she warmed up to me she was friendly enough. The covered blowjob was incompetent. She could only get the head of my dick in her mouth. I kept telling her to relax and take more of it in, and she said, "Sorry I had a couple of beers," as if that explained anything. I have an average size dick and most women have no trouble at all getting the whole thing in their mouth. Patti just isn't very good at sucking cock.
She said I could come on her chest. It was about 20 minutes into the session by the clock on the nightstand. She was encouraging me to come in that manner of quickie girls the world over. Since the website had promised a full hour GFE I figured this would be my first come. I shot a big load on her neck and chest and we went into the bathroom to clean up.
She got dressed and went over to sit on the other bet (two beds in the motel room). We were chatting a little. She said I was a nice guy and that's why she was chatting with me. "Usually if I don't like the guy he's outta here as soon as he's done," is how she put it.
There was no massage or any kind of attempt to be intimate or erotic. She was just talking and waiting for me to leave. After a while I got the hint and got dressed and left.
When I got home I double-checked Amber's website to make sure I hadn't misremembered. It says there:
* If you are looking for the kind of girl who loves to kiss, cuddle and hold you through the night, then maybe you have found us.
* We never rush are clients and always give them the time that they deserve. We love to make their experience with us last a lifetime.
That is such a flagrant lie that I wanted to set the record straight with this review. I paid for an hour ($200), was encouraged to come within 20 minutes, and got no further service of any kind except some idle chitchat that was clearly an invitation to leave. Patti's a fun girl in her own way, but only for 20 minutes. Once you come it's time for you to hit the road, jack.
I emailed Amber with my complaint and got no response.
fishfry@nyc.rr.com