A well known sex researcher is giving a lecture. A large audience of around 200 people shows up of various ages. Pleased with the large turnout the lecturer says to the audience " I always like to start off my lectures with a question and use the answers in my research"
So lets start off with "people who have sex every day raise your hand"
About half the audience raise their hands
"how about every other day"
About 1/4 raise their hand.
"how about once a week"
About 10 percent raise their hand.
How about once a month
About 5 people raise their hand.
"and now for completeness of the survey, although I never have had anyone raise their hand - how about once a year"
An older, rather short and meek looking guy wearing large round spectacles has his hand up and vigorously waving it back and forth.
The researcher has a rather confused look on his face and says "sir - I'm confused that you obviously want everyone to know you only have sex once a year - may I ask why is that"
The guy yells out
"tonight's the night!"
So lets start off with "people who have sex every day raise your hand"
About half the audience raise their hands
"how about every other day"
About 1/4 raise their hand.
"how about once a week"
About 10 percent raise their hand.
How about once a month
About 5 people raise their hand.
"and now for completeness of the survey, although I never have had anyone raise their hand - how about once a year"
An older, rather short and meek looking guy wearing large round spectacles has his hand up and vigorously waving it back and forth.
The researcher has a rather confused look on his face and says "sir - I'm confused that you obviously want everyone to know you only have sex once a year - may I ask why is that"
The guy yells out
"tonight's the night!"