After browsing through BP ads for quite some time, some marketing trends have become quite clear to me.
1. No ugly girls do outcall. I can't recall a single time I've seen pics for an ugly or even just plain homely girl advertising outcall on BP. So if you want guaranteed looks, order takeout.
2. The best looking girls work out of Westbury. Ads with Westbury location lines have girls that are consistently beautiful. I'm talking model pretty here. Maybe foxy fillies just naturally gravitate to the area around the old Roosevelt Raceway.
3. It's quite alright to use photos of someone with an awesome internet presence like Angie Verona and pass them off as your actual pics. Us guys are so stupid that we would never ever think to click on your photos and see where they originate. Heck, some of us are so gullible that we even think we're going to meet the actual Angie Verona if we line up a date with you.
4. Keep saying that you're leaving soon. Even if you do so for a straight week. Our biggest fear is letting a good one get away.
5. It's okay to post an ad saying that you're 21 in the headline and then saying you're 20 in the body of the ad. We understand that you get easily confused. We're not buying your brains, we're buying your body. If we wanted brainiacs, we would cruise the SA ads for amateur college girls. We realize that being a BP pro ho was a career choice that you and your folks discussed when it was clear you weren't college material. Nothing to be ashamed of.
Feel free to add your own observations.
1. No ugly girls do outcall. I can't recall a single time I've seen pics for an ugly or even just plain homely girl advertising outcall on BP. So if you want guaranteed looks, order takeout.
2. The best looking girls work out of Westbury. Ads with Westbury location lines have girls that are consistently beautiful. I'm talking model pretty here. Maybe foxy fillies just naturally gravitate to the area around the old Roosevelt Raceway.
3. It's quite alright to use photos of someone with an awesome internet presence like Angie Verona and pass them off as your actual pics. Us guys are so stupid that we would never ever think to click on your photos and see where they originate. Heck, some of us are so gullible that we even think we're going to meet the actual Angie Verona if we line up a date with you.
4. Keep saying that you're leaving soon. Even if you do so for a straight week. Our biggest fear is letting a good one get away.
5. It's okay to post an ad saying that you're 21 in the headline and then saying you're 20 in the body of the ad. We understand that you get easily confused. We're not buying your brains, we're buying your body. If we wanted brainiacs, we would cruise the SA ads for amateur college girls. We realize that being a BP pro ho was a career choice that you and your folks discussed when it was clear you weren't college material. Nothing to be ashamed of.
Feel free to add your own observations.