Review: Venezuelan Masseuse on CL

#1
She advertises on CL with obviously fake pics. She is calls herself Venezuelan Masseuse in her ads. She was close by work, she sounded cute on the phone, so I decided to take one for the team. I was ready to bail out if a pig answered the door. I got to her place, I wasn't disappointed at all. She is attractive, cute face, nice light brown hair, tight petite Latina body. She welcomed me in and I checked her out as she walked me to the room. She has a great ass, the typical Brazilian butt. I guess "Venezuelans" get it too. She suggested a shower. I accepted. I guess I needed one (just a general rule I have, if someone offers me a shower, a stick of gum, or a breath mint, I probably need one so I take it). I showered quickly and she escorted me back to the room. Nice atmosphere, candle lit and soft music. She had me lie face down on the bed for the massage. After about 5 mins, she paused and I could hear her getting undressed. I turned over to get a look. She has youthful 34 C's, flat tummy, nice plump ass, smooth skin. She told me to lie face down again and I felt the warmth of her pussy (shaved with a little patch over her clit in case anyone cares) as she straddled me as she continued the massage, teasing my back with her hair and her nipples. I turned over while she was still on top of me and we started kissing, tried for DFK, but she would really only do lfk. She got up, got the cover, and started a cbj. Hand action,lots of eye contact. I wanted to taste a little, I asked for 69, and she said she didn't like 69, but I could go down on her if I wanted. She tasted clean, and was pretty responsive. A little too responsive. She faked an orgasm after a few minutes. I got back up on the bed and she climbed on for some CG. I squeezed her ass while she bounced around on my pole. I didn't last longer than a few minutes. She laid up next to me for a bit. Small chit chat. She was pretty nice, and giggled a little bit,telling me she doesn't usually come, but that I was very good at licking pussy. Yeah, sure. It was a total lie, but it was nice of her to make the effort. Maybe I fell a little bit for the ego boosting BS. Either way, she was a cutie and a nice time. I'd see her again.
 
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#2
She advertises on CL with obviously fake pics. She is calls herself Venezuelan Masseuse in her ads. She was close by work, she sounded cute on the phone (her name is Marcela), so I decided to take one for the team. I was ready to bail out if a pig answered the door. I got to her place, I wasn't disappointed at all. She is attractive, cute face, nice light brown hair, tight petite Latina body. She welcomed me in and I checked her out as she walked me to the room. She has a great ass, the typical Brazilian butt. I guess "Venezuelans" get it too. She suggested a shower. I accepted. I guess I needed one (just a general rule I have, if someone offers me a shower, a stick of gum, or a breath mint, I probably need one so I take it). I showered quickly and she escorted me back to the room. Nice atmosphere, candle lit and soft music. She had me lie face down on the bed for the massage. After about 5 mins, she paused and I could hear her getting undressed. I turned over to get a look. She has youthful 34 C's, flat tummy, nice plump ass, smooth skin. She told me to lie face down again and I felt the warmth of her pussy (shaved with a little patch over her clit in case anyone cares) as she straddled me as she continued the massage, teasing my back with her hair and her nipples. I turned over while she was still on top of me and we started kissing, tried for DFK, but she would really only do lfk. She got up, got the cover, and started a cbj. Hand action,lots of eye contact. I wanted to taste a little, I asked for 69, and she said she didn't like 69, but I could go down on her if I wanted. She tasted clean, and was pretty responsive. A little too responsive. She faked an orgasm after a few minutes. I got back up on the bed and she climbed on for some CG. I squeezed her ass while she bounced around on my pole. I didn't last longer than a few minutes. She laid up next to me for a bit. Small chit chat. She was pretty nice, and giggled a little bit,telling me she doesn't usually come, but that I was very good at licking pussy. Yeah, sure. It was a total lie, but it was nice of her to make the effort. Maybe I fell a little bit for the ego boosting BS. Either way, she was a cutie and a nice time. I'd see her again.
What were the damages ? I saw her ad and thought about giving her a try. I had been trying to contact the 2 Brazilian girls who had an ad for incall in North Bergen but I just get voice mail.
Venezuelan woman are beautiful, I was in Trinidad and Tobago a few weeks ago and most of the providers are either Venezuelan or Colombian. They were cheap too, about 50 US for a couple hours in your hotel room. Needless to say I had a good time.
 
#3
Nice review. Were the pics really fake? Technically I don't have a problem with face pics as long as they are representative (esp face pics). What town?
 
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#5
Lance: The hour was 200. I tipped cause I am a softy sometimes and fall prey to the 15 to 20 minutes of stupidity that happen after busting a nut.

Hawk: The pics were definitely fakes in the post, but they were a pretty accurate representation, her ad didn't show her face, but she has a pretty cute face. I believe the town is Edgewater.

Ruv: I saw her a couple weeks ago, the original text of her CL ad that I answered was in the erotic section. I am a little gun shy about posting contact info. Don't want to anger the moderators. I did a quick search and she still posts in adult. If you do a search on NNJ CL adult for "Venezuelan" you will probably find her. The last 4 digits of her phone number are 5313.
 
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#6
To admin:
A favor please. Over the past few months, I've been getting phone calls from the provider reviewed asking me to take down her review. Apparently a friend or customer showed her a printout of the review. She is no longer working and wants the review to go away. Please either edit out the name, town, and contact info for her in the thread, or delete the review. Thanks.
 
#7
To admin:
A favor please. Over the past few months, I've been getting phone calls from the provider reviewed asking me to take down her review. Apparently a friend or customer showed her a printout of the review. She is no longer working and wants the review to go away. Please either edit out the name, town, and contact info for her in the thread, or delete the review. Thanks.
sonny -- i dont understand.... there was no name or full phone number in the review... it would seem all she would need to do is let the ads expire or delete them and there would be no connection to her at all. " Venezuelan Masseuse" on CL is pretty common. Im sure she was not the only one in the tri-state area, (or in that town for that matter).
 
#9
It's the review itself that she wants to go away. Apparently, she didn't want to have any reviews posted. She figured out it was me who wrote it and has been calling me every month since to ask me to delete it or have it taken down. I think it's creating an issue with her private life.
 
#10
Some people don't understand that the Internet is forever. Your teenage daughters perky tits will live on in google's collective mind well after you are dead and she is in a nursing home.
 
#11
well thats true. I feel for sonnyc though.

on the other hand... next time you talk to her you should tell her that reviews are part of her business. it just "is" I suspect its very unlikely that it will end up coming down. did you use a monger phone? actually... dont answer that.
 
#13
No review?

Hey Clicker, have you posted a review of your encounter with [deleted]'s friend? If not, please post- Thanks in advance
 
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#14
It's the review itself that she wants to go away. Apparently, she didn't want to have any reviews posted. She figured out it was me who wrote it and has been calling me every month since to ask me to delete it or have it taken down. I think it's creating an issue with her private life.
Hey SONNYC,

Very cool of you to help her out! You still seeing her? If so and if she has gone UTR? And is she looking for a few more customers?

Thanks
 
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