Review of Helena in London

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Helena is one of a large number of Eastern European and South American young woman who are active on the London scene these days. They are young, generally very beautiful, often very free with their acronyms, typically pretty expensive, perhaps driving the local competition out of the market, and blurring the distinction between indy and agency girls.

Prostitution is legal in the UK except for brothels and streetwalking. In particular, since a brothel is defined as prostitutes (plural) working from a fixed location, it is okay for a single (singular) woman to entertain her clients. Many women are recruited (or otherwise make their way to) London, find an apartment, list themselves with one or more referring agencies, and make a better living than would be possible back at home. Helena is like that.

I saw her on the sites of three different agencies. It pays to “shop around” too, since sometimes one agency will have better pricing for the same girl than the others. At least one of the sites listed her as from Poland, but she told me that home is St. Petersburg. She’s been in London for 3 months so far, and intends to stay another 2, up until just before Christmas.

She’s gorgeous. In fact, she’s one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever fucked. Geez, she may be one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever SEEN. She’s genuine Victoria’s Secret material, at about 5’9” (one site lists her as 5’8”), maybe 115 pounds, with measurements that are listed as 32C-22-32. I might quibble that the C-cup should be a B-cup, but otherwise her description is right on. (There seems to be some systematic differences between UK and US bra sizes.) She is easily as or more attractive than Adriana Lima or Alessandra Ambrosio (google them), who are both VS models, and Helena also has the same “type” of look as these two as well. Her skin is flawless, her face is really beautiful, her legs are spectacular, her ass is perfect, and her breasts are just right for her body (and natural, naturally). Oh yeah, her hair looks great, too. She’s listed as 20 years old, but tells me she’s really 25. I would have guessed 22 or 23.

Here’s her url from one of her agencies, “affair girls”:

http://www.affairgirls.co.uk/Helena.php

And, in case you are reading this after she goes home and they remove her from their site, here are some images:

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She was wearing the see-through white lace negligee in the last photo when I met her this evening.

As you can see from her page, she is listed as offering OWO, CIM, KISS, 69, G/F, and Uni. In the UK, OWO = bbbj (stands for “oral without”). CIM = nq (no quit, as in bbbjnq, which is more elegantly communicated by the British acronym that stands for “cum in mouth”. Our dfk is listed as FK (French kiss) or simply Kiss (I guess the Brits like to “keep it simple, stupid”). 69 is obvious, and conveys the added info of what we would call “daty”. G/F is how some agencies refer to the infamous GFE. [By the way, I now yield to slinky and justlooking on the ambiguity of gfe. Some escorts on some sites are listed as gfe here in London, but I note that some of them have FK as well and some don’t. This certainly makes JL’s case.] As you can see, Helena’s hourly rate is either £200 or £250, depending on whether you prefer incall or outcall. Her apartment (flat) was pretty close to my hotel, so I took a pleasant walk and went the incall route. For reference, these days a Pound is about $1.75, so £200 = $350, and her outcall hour (£250) goes for about $440. This £50 spread between incall and outcall is typical in London. There base price for many girls are £150/£200, so Helena is one step up from base. Many girls and many agencies go a lot higher. Aside from the dramatic porn star, the highest I’ve seen for knock-outs with great reviews, recommendations, and word-of-mouth is about £500 an hour. There are some agencies that offer 45, 30 and even 15-minute sessions at lower price points, but it’s obviously not the same sort of experience at that duration.

Helena’s English is at bare conversational level. Not good enough for her to understand a complicated idea. So, if you’re looking for a discussion (or want to describe a roll-play scenario) learn Russian or forget it. I arrived and asked for a shower, which was offered willingly. After, we adjourned to her bed and got into some heavy kissing and petting. Next, we removed her negligee, and took turns going down on each other. Well, actually, she sucked my dick for about 5 minutes, I engaged in daty for another 5, and then she went back to my dick for another 20. I stopped her because I wanted to fuck, but it was very tempting. I came after another 5-10 minutes of mish, and really enjoyed her using her legs to bring me tighter and deeper into her, especially as I came.

After a few minutes of not so much conversation as her practicing her English, she tried to get me going for a second shot with about 10 minutes of more bbbj. But I was too tired for it to happen, so I stopped her, thanked her, got dressed and left. What a sweetheart.

By the way, I’m thinking of trying Yvonne (from Brazil) next:

http://www.affairgirls.co.uk/Yvonne.php
 
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misterxyz said:
... Where on her page are her services listed? I did not see anything.
To the right of her photos, and below the text description provided, and in between the upper pink box with her measurements and the lower pink box with her prices, are six (in her case) pink heart-shapes, each one with an acronym.
 
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donquixote04 said:
To the right of her photos, and below the text description provided, and in between the upper pink box with her measurements and the lower pink box with her prices, are six (in her case) pink heart-shapes, each one with an acronym.
That is an exraordinary gallery of fine looking women. They all do BBBJ, 69, kiss. Seems like a top rated agency. How did you find them in the first place?
 
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misterxyz said:
That is an exraordinary gallery of fine looking women. They all do BBBJ, 69, kiss. Seems like a top rated agency. How did you find them in the first place?
They are easy to find and research. Eros has a London section, and an "agency" subsection on their London site. Then punternet and captain69 are the main review sites covering the UK, and have many recent reviews of many of these currently active women.
 
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