o.k.,
this place is not for everyone. first of all, most if not all of the dancers are well into their forties if not older. second of all, lap dances are strangely priced at 23 bucks (unless the bartender was fucking me) and lastly, the tip parade is relentless.
all this being said, however, this place has a certain charm to it in the form of VHM. i love the set-up. LD's are performed on a pair of chairs facing towards the far wall, quite a distance from the bar; so they are every bit as private as they need to be. dances last about 5 to 6 minutes in duration, which is much longer than Dr's Cave; but shorter than Slappy's. now for the good part, these ladies (probably because of the way they look) will do a lot for the almighty dollar. is this place a new Mickey Dee's? from what i could ascertain, no. but the availability of mileage far exceeds what i've experienced in most paterson clubs. tonight, i had four dances with three different women. all of them had no problem whatsoever dishing out an uncovered H.J. and two of them actually had lube on hand (both figureatively and literally). i know this isn't earth shattering news; but it's been a long time since i could report a three for three success rate. while i've gotten better mileage with more attractive women at other places, i've yet to experience a room entirely comprised of "goers" in the garden state and i'm sure once i become a fixture, the mileage will only rise. i think every serious jersey monger (or one's like me who come down from new york) owes it to themselves to give this place a shot.
this place is not for everyone. first of all, most if not all of the dancers are well into their forties if not older. second of all, lap dances are strangely priced at 23 bucks (unless the bartender was fucking me) and lastly, the tip parade is relentless.
all this being said, however, this place has a certain charm to it in the form of VHM. i love the set-up. LD's are performed on a pair of chairs facing towards the far wall, quite a distance from the bar; so they are every bit as private as they need to be. dances last about 5 to 6 minutes in duration, which is much longer than Dr's Cave; but shorter than Slappy's. now for the good part, these ladies (probably because of the way they look) will do a lot for the almighty dollar. is this place a new Mickey Dee's? from what i could ascertain, no. but the availability of mileage far exceeds what i've experienced in most paterson clubs. tonight, i had four dances with three different women. all of them had no problem whatsoever dishing out an uncovered H.J. and two of them actually had lube on hand (both figureatively and literally). i know this isn't earth shattering news; but it's been a long time since i could report a three for three success rate. while i've gotten better mileage with more attractive women at other places, i've yet to experience a room entirely comprised of "goers" in the garden state and i'm sure once i become a fixture, the mileage will only rise. i think every serious jersey monger (or one's like me who come down from new york) owes it to themselves to give this place a shot.
