I met this one once, fell for the fake photos. Door opened, and there was a late 50s hard body, Im talking shredded HGH abs, grandma with penciled in eyebrows, lips, hard looking fugazis around a D cup, and Im pretty sure there was a full size dog in the room.
Shocked, appalled, and down right annoyed I asked to use the bathroom, went in there and stared myself down wondering if I was going to go through with this. Didn't take long to decide, no Tommy boy, you're not wasting time and money on this train wreck. So being that she was super nice the whole 4 minutes I was there, I slapped her a 20 and said I just got a text I have an emergency and can't stay. She kindly offered me a mint, starbursts (I took 5), and asked when Id return. Told her asap, and I was out the door living to monger another day.
I felt slightly bad, but that didn't last long. After all, this is about my happiness no one else's