273 Grand St., 212-966-1853.
Location: C-town, near Forsythe, across the street from the soccer field.
Safety: Typical C-town neighborhood, safe walk from any nearby Transit. Had to be buzzed in. Pretty long flight of stairs to door. Girl was watching through the curtain of the glass door as I came up. Don't know if it was locked or not.
Place: The place was clean enough as far as I could see. Walls that didn't reach the ceiling, only a curtain in the doorway but the massage room was good enough to keep my things safe. Table had a thin paper cover for some cleanliness, pillow did not.
Money: 30 half hour. Put 35 tip on the table where she could see it. Felt her tits, told her I wanted topless, I put her hand on Mr. Happy, told her I wanted HE. She's all good with it.
Provider: Annie, probably 40, Chinese, long brown hair pinned up, medium height, slim and firm. Firm A-cups, great ass. Very attractive, face a 7 (purely a personal preference but anybody who likes Asian girls would not give her lower than a 6,) would be an 8 but teeth stained by cigarettes. Body an 8 if you're into slim chicks. Excellent English. Very friendly and sweet. Smelled a little bit of cigarettes.
Experience: Set timer to 30 and showed me . Bonus points for transparency. Asked how I wanted the massage, and delivered accordingly. I usually like to get to the flip early, and she wasted no time. She let me lift her dress and take off her bra, full roaming privileges. Nice light touch, both hands, not a lot of variation in technique, but took direction well. Mr. Happy was not his usual self, but she was attentive and persistent, never rolled her eyes or tried to end it early as some providers have in the past. She very patiently brought him back to life, and opened her mouth over him to give me the porno visual. Did not overdo the fake moans. Lots of smiles and eye contact, very sweet. Had me slinging ropes, did not act like a handful of jizz was a bad thing (as many do.) Held on to milk it all and did not rush off when I was done. She waited until I let her know I was finished. Came back with a hot towel and did a nice cleanup. Excellent handjob.
Negatives: stopped massage once to answer the phone. Raggy mamasan had a lot to say during our time and really seemed upset when I wasn't done by 25 minutes. Also, I had called about 15 minutes earlier, no answer . Called 5 minutes later to request Cindy, as I've read here, she has big tits, which I dig. I show up ten minutes later and Annie says she's Cindy...her tits say different, but I figure if I asked specifically for Cindy, they would have told me she's busy come in an hour, or whatever. So no Cindy, OK this girl is hot wtf, I'm not walking back to the Sunshine for my new best girl Judy (does that count as cheating?) so off I went with Annie. Can you believe it, I went to the cathouse and somebody lied to me? Shocking. When we're done, I tell her she's not really Cindy, she explains she's Cindy's sister (imagine that,) Cindy's visiting China and if she comes back, it won't be to the Orchid. I'd love to know if Cindy is around for real. She gives me big hugs and kisses. Fuckin A, I wish she'd stay away from my shirt collar. But evidently she's falling in love with me ...
Overall: 7, probably would have gotten an 8 if I had gotten the big cans I was looking for. Recommended. I will be back.
Location: C-town, near Forsythe, across the street from the soccer field.
Safety: Typical C-town neighborhood, safe walk from any nearby Transit. Had to be buzzed in. Pretty long flight of stairs to door. Girl was watching through the curtain of the glass door as I came up. Don't know if it was locked or not.
Place: The place was clean enough as far as I could see. Walls that didn't reach the ceiling, only a curtain in the doorway but the massage room was good enough to keep my things safe. Table had a thin paper cover for some cleanliness, pillow did not.
Money: 30 half hour. Put 35 tip on the table where she could see it. Felt her tits, told her I wanted topless, I put her hand on Mr. Happy, told her I wanted HE. She's all good with it.
Provider: Annie, probably 40, Chinese, long brown hair pinned up, medium height, slim and firm. Firm A-cups, great ass. Very attractive, face a 7 (purely a personal preference but anybody who likes Asian girls would not give her lower than a 6,) would be an 8 but teeth stained by cigarettes. Body an 8 if you're into slim chicks. Excellent English. Very friendly and sweet. Smelled a little bit of cigarettes.
Experience: Set timer to 30 and showed me . Bonus points for transparency. Asked how I wanted the massage, and delivered accordingly. I usually like to get to the flip early, and she wasted no time. She let me lift her dress and take off her bra, full roaming privileges. Nice light touch, both hands, not a lot of variation in technique, but took direction well. Mr. Happy was not his usual self, but she was attentive and persistent, never rolled her eyes or tried to end it early as some providers have in the past. She very patiently brought him back to life, and opened her mouth over him to give me the porno visual. Did not overdo the fake moans. Lots of smiles and eye contact, very sweet. Had me slinging ropes, did not act like a handful of jizz was a bad thing (as many do.) Held on to milk it all and did not rush off when I was done. She waited until I let her know I was finished. Came back with a hot towel and did a nice cleanup. Excellent handjob.
Negatives: stopped massage once to answer the phone. Raggy mamasan had a lot to say during our time and really seemed upset when I wasn't done by 25 minutes. Also, I had called about 15 minutes earlier, no answer . Called 5 minutes later to request Cindy, as I've read here, she has big tits, which I dig. I show up ten minutes later and Annie says she's Cindy...her tits say different, but I figure if I asked specifically for Cindy, they would have told me she's busy come in an hour, or whatever. So no Cindy, OK this girl is hot wtf, I'm not walking back to the Sunshine for my new best girl Judy (does that count as cheating?) so off I went with Annie. Can you believe it, I went to the cathouse and somebody lied to me? Shocking. When we're done, I tell her she's not really Cindy, she explains she's Cindy's sister (imagine that,) Cindy's visiting China and if she comes back, it won't be to the Orchid. I'd love to know if Cindy is around for real. She gives me big hugs and kisses. Fuckin A, I wish she'd stay away from my shirt collar. But evidently she's falling in love with me ...
Overall: 7, probably would have gotten an 8 if I had gotten the big cans I was looking for. Recommended. I will be back.