GC, if you'd read the site carefully, you'd know that I want you to listen silently:
"I have a personal preference for not being interrupted while I'm talking. So please don't step on my words. Although I appreciate the sincere intentions of listeners who are used to interjecting verbal nods such as "uh huh," "hmm hmm," or "OK" when the speaker pauses briefly between statements, please don't do so with me. I'd rather you listen silently so that I can know that you have the best chance of hearing every word that I say."
I don't think it's a joke, guys. I think she's dead serious.
And, to be honest, if that's really what she's looking for, this is probably gonna work eventually.
Yeah, I think she kinda bungled the gift thing. I understand that she's looking for a token sign that the guy believes in supporting the woman. I also understand that she's making the suitor jump through hoops. What ruins it, though, is when she says that she "could use the help." Sometimes, having more than one reason strengthens your position - but this weakens it by mixing her motives.