New Trend: Ice Skating While Drunk?

#6
I look like a cartoon character on the rink with arms and feet flailing wildly even when I'm stone cold sober. There's no way I'll venture out on the ice when I'm drunk.
 
#8
I don't ice skate but I ride a bike.
Within the last decade I've gone on 30 mile treks with my water bottle filled with Philadelphia American whiskey or cheap vodka and Crystal Light lemonade.
Maybe it didn't hydrate me but I didn't care.
 
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