Forgive me, for I have SINNED!!! You've all heard of robbing the cradle? Well today I just robbed the old age home. I took a chance, took the proverbial one for the team, and scheduled a massage with Jacki from the therapeutic side of CL in the Hartford section. Her ad stated that she did full body massage, Reiki, and was unlicensed. The key, to me, is always that one magical word unlicensed. So I called her, and a very seductive voice answers, tells me it's $80 (another good sign) and sets me up for this afternoon.
I get there and meet Jackie, and I don't think she's seen the short side of 60 years old in quite a while. But I figure, what the hell, she probably gives a great massage. I get on the table, and she does, she really, really does. The massage was fantastic. It was so damn good that I forgot what she looked like. When she finally reached under to caress my turgid member, I kept my eyes closed. When I flipped, I kept my eyes closed. Her massage skills, her HR skills, and my imagination. The holy trinity. I think I shot her in the eye.
I feel so dirty.