hey, i've got an idea: why not have a thread called something like "The Oak Room at UG".
men would be required to wear shoes, socks, shirts, and underwear; and ladies would be encouraged to refrain from posting commercial 'ticklers'.
i am sure that posters like KS, Ozzy, justme, Ezrlove, boris, jmcurry, and myself would participate. i'm also sure that others would as well, once it was up and running.