Marriage

[Banacek]

Ever wonder why Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet?
It's because nobody was married.
Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Ernest T Bass, The Darlins, Helen, Thelma Lou, and Clara were all single.
The only one married was Otis, and he stayed drunk!

 

[doej2874]

My father had pointed this out many times! Lol

 

[Sophia Belle]

I don’t understand why anyone would want to mess up a good thing like peace and quiet

 

[genius]

I don’t understand why anyone would want to mess up a good thing like peace and quiet

Unless it is messing up a hot piece of ass accompanied with corresponding noises.

 

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[Banacek]

$200 Bucks It Is...
A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the
bell, and the wife answers.
" Hi, is Tony home?"
" No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
" No, come in."
They sit down and the friend says "You know
Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever
seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just
see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures
what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her
robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and
throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They
are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them.
I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just
see the both of them together."
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell,
opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look.
Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks
on the table, and then says he can't wait any
longer and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says
"You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "
Tony thinks about this for a second and says
"Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

 

[Banacek]