Marcet Cafe, Paterson NJ Sleazy Bars

#1
Stopped by last night around 9:30. I have been to this place 5-6 times in last 8 months. Only time one was it even tolerable! Never had more than one "can" beer. Last night, I stayed 10 minutes and took my can of beer and left!
There were about 8 dancers and 8 lawn guys in the place. Nobody sits at the bar only on the tables on the side! The dancers were ranged from being a minimum 30 to 70lbs over weight and were just plain hard to look at, a far cry from any erotic value. This place is not even a good sleazy bar! Maybe a good dancer is in the place once out of 6 times but is it worth the time and cash when the general quality is gross! Moreover, when the good dancer is there you will be dollared to death by the others if you can even get the good dancers time!
 
#2
Originally posted by Shoot2Thrill
Stopped by last night around 9:30. I have been to this place 5-6 times in last 8 months. Only time one was it even tolerable! Never had more than one "can" beer. Last night, I stayed 10 minutes and took my can of beer and left!
There were about 8 dancers and 8 lawn guys in the place. Nobody sits at the bar only on the tables on the side! The dancers were ranged from being a minimum 30 to 70lbs over weight and were just plain hard to look at, a far cry from any erotic value. This place is not even a good sleazy bar! Maybe a good dancer is in the place once out of 6 times but is it worth the time and cash when the general quality is gross! Moreover, when the good dancer is there you will be dollared to death by the others if you can even get the good dancers time!
Picky! Picky! Picky! Did you go to the stage
and try a finger probe for a dollar! I bet one
of the eight would have obliged.

As for the weight, this is a sleaze bar, not
a beauty contest.

The girls range from low end to medium in beauty
tending to the low end. But looks like you did
not even get into the spirit of the thing.

Here is the typical good Marcet Dancer:
38-45 yrs Brazilian, 10 to 15 lbs
overweight but often in good places.
Pudgy thighs enhance the labia.
A little stomach bulge is offset by
gazanga casabas. Whitish tan in
complexion.

Do they all look like that? No
but usually one or two out of the
mix. Concentrate on these.

Use your head.

Avoid the highly overweight, the bar is
half Latinos who like that chunky
phenotype.

You are at a low end bar, did you expect
blonde, blue eyed bathing beauties for
a buck? Get real! Blonde blue eyeds
are usually Russian and do nothing.

Try a Go Go Rama night there.

If this still is not up to your standards
get some real cash and go to an upscale
bar. You pay what you get for.
 
#3
Deeuncola

Your posts are awesome and great reading material! I get a chuckle every time I read them! But myself personally, I would rather spend a few bucks than go into these neighborhoods and risk my life for a disgusting skank. Just my opinion.
 
#5
Re: Deeuncola

Originally posted by Slimmy
... I would rather spend a few bucks than go into these neighborhoods and risk my life for a disgusting skank...

So would I if it were only JUST A FEW DOLLARS.

You and I know it is really $20, $50, and
$100 more.

Finding a cheap gal is like Quantum Mechanics.
There is no continua of sleaze but rather,
girls lower themselves in discernible quantum
leaps.


So here is how to calculate your odds.


D*A
---- = P = Percent Probability of getting laid cheaply.
L*W



Where D - Desperation of dancer 1 to 10
Age = Age in years.
L = Looks 1 to 10
W= Whiteness where Black =1,
Mulatto =2, Indian or Arabic =3,
Brazillian/Hispanic =4-7, Asians =7,
dark hair and eyes (white) = 8,
blue eyes = 9 Blonde blue eyed = 10

For example.

Take the old Towne Tap

Say there is a Brazillian about 40.
Desparate about an 8.
Age = 40
Looks are a 2.
And her skin is bronze. Whiteness = 5


8*40
---- = 32 Percent Probability of getting laid.
2*5


Not Bad.

Another ex:

A young crack ho at the old Towne Tap


Age is about 20
Desparate about a 10.
Looks are a 2.
Whiteness = 1
And her skin is ebony.


10*20
----- = 100 Percent Probability of getting laid
2 *1


You are definitely going to get propositioned.


Now a Blonde Blue eyed Russian
who ends up at the Marcet.
Normally a date at the Marcet implies
a dancer desparation of 7 or better,
except for Russians who never
rise about 4. [See papers below]


Age is about 30
Desparate about a 4.
Looks are a 8.
Whiteness = 10
And her skin is ivory.


4*30
----- = 120/80 = 1.5 Percent Probability
8*10


Notice how the values went down considerably.
Almost no chance at all.

This equation was taken from the Julie 2000
issue of Le Journale du Nudie Cafés en
Novelle Jersee.
published by the Sorbonne
in Paris, monthly. Dr. Louvemmeand Leavemme
wrote the above equation in his article.
Obtaininguer Le Fluff pour le Francs Cheaplee
in Paterson, Nouvelle Jersee. Le Effects
Quantumme Mechanicalle.


A few months later, the Berlinsche
Gesselschaft für das
JungBlondeFrauleinenNudieWhorrenSkankenHausen
Research
in Berlin which publishes
Der Jahrbuch zum das PfunHausenNudieFauleinen
auf Neue Jersie
, Dr. Werner Lungstumpfer
adjusted the Equation for Relativistic Effects
in his article DasSchwartzenSkankenWhorren
von Klifton und Patterrssohnen unter der Effekts
von SchwartzenHollen.
.

But the adjusted equations apply only
only if you are travelling near the
speed of light or near a large sucking
gravitional maw like the Seacaucus
Meadowlands.

I trust this helps.
 
#7
omg..tooo funny~

We've found our albert e!

Great work..I agree with the equations totally, and the foreign research..which was inspired, btw...only serves to support the overall premise!

I'm working on the differential..the change in percentages given the change in time or status over time....

MMNYC
 
#10
Try the tropicana, better talent. If you throw a few bucks around you'll be king! Juliana was a bartender there, and if you like a brazilan chic with a good booty, she'll do ya for next to nothing.
 
#11
Gave it another try Saturday Night

Determined to validate the equation, I decided to start the tour at Marcet.
Got to the target at 9:00 PM and made some minor corrections to the plan. First off, significant street glass, obviously from car windows and many cars with plastic bags for windows decided to park in not just any spot.
Thus, new found respect that the area is not overly car friendly.
Starting here allowed the beer to be reasonable powered down should exit strategy need to be employed. Unfortunately, it was in fact needed. There was 8 of the usual guys, away from the bar and one dancer.
She was about a brazilian, maybe 20 with an extra 20lbs although definately not gross, a 5-6 and one of the better dancers I have seen thus far. Nevertheless, with one dancer on the floor and other getting ready who clearly was not even a 6. I decided it was just not for me.
Another observation was the 8 guys were not spending any dollars and thus spending even a buck would made me top dog.
Made to Clancy's door to door in 13 minutes which was having a better night than Friday night, when I walked in and out of Clancy's.
 
#12
Re: Gave it another try Saturday Night

Originally posted by Shoot2Thrill
Determined to validate the equation, I decided to start the tour at Marcet.
Got to the target at 9:00 PM and made some minor corrections to the plan. First off, significant street glass, obviously from car windows and many cars with plastic bags for windows decided to park in not just any spot.
Thus, new found respect that the area is not overly car friendly.
I have never had a problem parking near
bhe Marcet. I do make a habit of parking
within 60 feet of the bar and sticking my
head outside every 15 minutes to check it.
I hope I am not being overly optimistic.

But a 20 yr old Brazilian?
At the Marcet...I doubt it!
Maybe a good 28 but for argument's
sake we will use your figure of 20.

D*A
===
L*W

Desperation of non-Russians at Marcet = 7+
Age per your post = 20
Looks per your post = 6
Whiteness for a Brazillian pronably a 6

7*20
---- = 140/36 which is about 3.9 approx. 4
6*6

You were right to leave. Your
chances were 4 percent or 1 in 25
of gatting laid. Good call.

Leave under those circumstances.
Had you been willing to aim lower,
your odds would have improved.
But you seem to have a ceiling below
which you will not crawl.
 
#13
good time

I was in there area on Saturday afternnon, so i tried to find the place. Eventually i did. I parked down the street and it was safe. There were a few ladies in the early afternoon. I was there from approx 5pm-7:30pm. There was 1 hot girl and a few average girls. I sat away from the bar at a table and observed.

I wonder if other UGer's were there when i was there ???

I will be there tonight sitting at a table away from the bar again. If anyone is going tonight as well, I have a dungaree blue jacket and salt and pepper hair. I will be there at approx 7pm-9:30pm.

I had conversation with most of the girls. However, I don't speak fluent spanish. One liked me and I asked her if I can have her number. She gave it to me. She was average at best. Upon leaving back at my car I ripped it up. I just didn't know if i wanted to persue it. Another girl asked me what i wanted and seemed to be a player? I didn't say much as i was just taking it all in. I will be more aggressive tonight.

SS
 
#14
Marcet cafe sleazy bar YUM YUM

I was at the Marcet Cafe a few days ago.
the girls where all on the low end of the look range. and touching depends on the amount of tips you you give..
also on how you give it if you are easy parted from your money
you may end up with all the girls stop by and getting a buck or to
with no touching. but if you go to the stage and put the money where you want to touch well YMMV.
Deeuncola, I love that system
D*A
=== =X/Y
L*W
thats great and it really works.
K
 
#15
Marcet GoGo Rama Dec 4 ?

I stopped off again to start the tour 8:45 PM last night. The place was better than it has been. About 10 dancers and 10 customers. The best looking dancers were about a six. The old manager guy came around and shook my hand, like I was a regular. Nevertheless, since I don't fit the typical customer profile I still get that LE stare from some dancers so maybe it's just easy to remember me. Unfortunately, not speaking any spanish is a serious drawback so even bs small talk is painful. The equation was in effect, however once again the level was below by looks minimum, yet it was close.

I believe the signs on the wall of the bar indicate there will be a gogorama on wednesday.
 
#16
Last Week's visits

Originally posted by kilroywashere
f you are easy parted from your money
you may end up with all the girls stop by and getting a buck or to
with no touching. but if you go to the stage and put the money where you want to touch well YMMV.
Deeuncola, I love that system
D*A
=== =X/Y
L*W
thats great and it really works.
K
My Equation is roughly accurate,
all kidding aside.

I was at the Marcet on Wednesday
night before Thanksgiving.
It was almost a washout.

This prompted me to remember
my past experiences here.

1) Better luck in the daytime.
White customers are common before
night.

2) Fat gitls are sometimes prudish
at Marcet. Why? I do not know.

There was one outstandingly pretty
girl on Wednesday night but she
wanted too much money for handling
fees. And she convinced the others
around her to clam up, pun intended,
so as to force me to spend. I did
not.

One girl, Brenda, however, showed
up. She knows me and was friendly
and cheap. She is Dominica, and
about a 6. Brenda has never offered
me extracurricular services but
is reasonable with handling fees
if you know her. She is cute to
boot. A regular at Marcet and
Moonlight. A 6 on whiteness scale.
She rescued the otherwise horrible
evening. Though she once charged
me two dollars when one was all that
was called for.

But the girls had a full house due
to the Thanksgiving break. Prices
rose to meet demand.

I suggest a Monday or Tuesday around
5 PM is the best time.

And yes, you are right, the time to
gauge the friendliness of the dancers
is when they are on stage. Stay
by the back mirror so their back is
to the bar as they face you. If they
allow a lot of examination, you are
in like Flynn and the lap dances will
rise to the occasion. They gauge you
and you gauge them while they dance
on stage. Do not spend first cash
on the floor. The stage is where
they show their willingness to please.

********

Further bad news:

Checked out Richmond Beer Garden
in Plainfield.

A total wash out. No action. Almost
totally black and the Brazilians
claim to speak NO ENGLISH so as
to avoid giving action. If you like
Black Booty, this may work, otherwise
avoid it.

**********

After Dark Go Go - Newark

I tried to get in but because I did
not have a license on me for ID
I was not allowed in.
I am 40ish and told the guy this was
ridiculous as I was clearly over 21 bur
he would not budge. So the guy was
a real prick. He flashed a Police badge
on me and told me I had to leave,
which I did.
But because I had nicely questioned
his immediate refusal to let me in
and discussed it with him for 2 minute -
no shouting or name calling - he
had pressed some button which signaled
the Newark cops on me when I did not
immediately leave. [I did not notice this
until I walked out and saw cop cars
pulling in.] I was not arrested.
But now it is a crime to even question
the bouncer.

Apparently After Dark Go-Go is now
infiltrated with the Police. Avoid it
like the plague it is.

***********

Shake Her Lounge
Dunellen

A money pit but there is a girl
Louisa, about 30s, who does flash,
drop and perform all manner of
service for those she knows. Saw
her beguile some regulars who sat
next to me.

She is a Brazilian and whiteness is 7.
She is about 7 in Looks, too.
Deperation is ?

DxA
===
LxW

?X35
====
7x7

Since I am not a regular I cannot
determine her desperation. But she
seemed to enjoy pleasing the regulars
with favors. The hands which prowled
were hers, if you get my drift.

My guess, her desperation is low.
She just likes her job and sending
men home with cramps. which she
gives manually to those who are
regular.
 
#17
Deeuncola.....I would like to know more about Afterdark. Also, if possible check out Bottoms up. Lots of Russian chick who may do what you're looking for. Also, at Vic's there are a couple of Latinas who are pretty willing to please....unfortunately not much to look at. I am going to suggest that you take a ride up to Bridgeport and go to the Keystone Bar. I think that every thing you are looking for can be had at bargin basement prices. I saw the light in CT.
 
#18
Luisa& comment

I believe I know Luisa, she has been dancing for years. Another spot she may frequent is the Rest a bit in Mine Hill. She is worth checking out, great legs and classic flash artist. She may be a 7 on the white scale but she does enjoy being a little bad if you play it.
I have gotten some descreet handwork from her for very good value.

[(5*35)/(6*6)]~5% I think $$$ will get the action started!

Afterdark and Beer Garden - have to agree 100 percent with Deeuncola.

You may consider descreet bar stool mileage at Nardones in Elizabeth anytime before 11 and Red Shingle after 11:00 PM.
 
#19
Originally posted by plat122
Deeuncola.....I would like to know more about Afterdark. Also, if possible check out Bottoms up. Lots of Russian chick who may do what you're looking for. Also, at Vic's there are a couple of Latinas who are pretty willing to please....unfortunately not much to look at. I am going to suggest that you take a ride up to Bridgeport and go to the Keystone Bar. I think that every thing you are looking for can be had at bargin basement prices. I saw the light in CT.
Didn't you read?! It was infiltrated by
the police.....That is all you need to know.
AVOID IT.

Bottoms Up never stuck me as
a nice bar. Russians as a rule do
nothing.

And the Bridgeport Bars were
raided last month. Are you trying
to get us arrested?!
 
#20
'Cola... you are not a member of a minority group or you would understand how the police operate. The Bridgeport bars (A) had too much South American agricultural products traded there or (B) did not make there payments....so they got raided. The customers are in no danger unless they are powdering their noses in front to the cops. As for After Dark...there is always fun to be had...if you know how.....and I have taken many Russians out of Bars to my motel. Learn to live a little
 
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