Lisa Marie Presley

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justbill_redux

King Missile
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#1
No tits!!!!

Saw a clip on the news about the divorce and they used some footage from some movie opening had her in this plunging neckline to the waist outfit, open at the sides also. Had a good view of nothing, this woman must be a A cup. But gotta say I'd fuck her, cute face.
 
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steamman

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#2
Lisa Marie

She is cute... Hell, some might even say sexy; but if I did her, it would have to be doggie... She just looks too much like Elvis, and that would scare me soft.
 
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Reel Deal

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#4
You'd probably have to sign one of those Million Year contracts with the Scientologists...

THAT, my friend, is more expensive than buying a whole porn-star orgy...
 
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steamman

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#6
Poison?

Originally posted by Ozzy
And the fact that she married Jacko "the fucking child molesting" wacko wouldn't?
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Pick your poison.

You say tom-ay-to, I say tom-ah-to;
You say pot-ay-to, I say pot-ah-to;
Tom-ay-to, tom-ah-to;
Pot-ay-to, potah-to

(big finish and with feeling...)

Let's call the whole thing off!!
 
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pswope

One out of three
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#7
In Hollywood ,there is a magnitude of narcissism, that trumps almost every other from of it. It's even been studied by shrinks.

Anybody want to change their Ben A- Jo Lo forcasts?

Pj
That was funny.
 
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steamman

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#8
Just heard, she divorced Nicolas Cage...

These celebrity marriages, they never last! Just heard that Lisa Marie and Mr. Cage are parting ways after "just three months of marriage." I can't believe that; hell, I've dated broads longer than that! If they are divorced after three months, they must have entered the marriage not really sure if its viability. Oh well, only in Tinseltown...

I'm telling you, the under 1 year is almost a gimmie and I will definately "double down" on the under 2 years on the Affleck - A. Ho marriage thing.
 
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Kimmie

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Cage filed for the divorce.


I am betting she gave him bjs before they got married, then after he slipped the ring on her finger she stopped and he said, F THIS!! and left her ass..



So, any new bets on how long J-Lo and Ben will last?
 
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pswope

One out of three
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#10
Re: Just heard, she divorced Nicolas Cage...

Originally posted by steamman
These celebrity marriages, they never last! Just heard that Lisa Marie and Mr. Cage are parting ways after "just three months of marriage." I can't believe that; hell, I've dated broads longer than that!
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hell, I've had relationships with working girls,which were much longer and probably more close than those 2 whackos.
 
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