I've copied this limerick I posted in another thread over to here to get the ball rolling.
There once was a girl from Belarus
Who massaged me to get me loose
She rubbed me for fifty
But what was even more nifty
If that for forty more she let loose my juice.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a cunt, I'd fuck it
There once was a man from Rangoon
Who was born nine months too soon
He didn't have the luck
To be born by a fuck
He was scraped off the sheets with a spoon
There once was a man from Rangoon
Who was born nine months too soon
He didn't have the luck
To be born by a fuck
He was scraped off the sheets with a spoon
There once was a young girl from France
Who liked to pull down young mans pants.
She stripped and she teased them,
She knew how to please them,
And not with a song and a dance.
There was an old whore named Magee.
Who was just the right sort for a spree.
She said, "for a fuck, I charge half a buck,
And I throws in me asshole for free
There once was a man from Dundee
That made love to an ape in a tree
The results were most horrid
All ass and no forehead
Three balls and a purple goatee