Limericks

[Banacek]

No one has posted in the Humor section for over a month, so maybe this will inspire some some posts.

 

[Banacek]

I've copied this limerick I posted in another thread over to here to get the ball rolling.

There once was a girl from Belarus
Who massaged me to get me loose
She rubbed me for fifty
But what was even more nifty
If that for forty more she let loose my juice.

 

[The Exiled]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a cunt, I'd fuck it

 

[The Exiled]

You should make this the John Valby thread.

 

[boneengineer]

You should make this the John Valby thread.

Dr Dirty is the best............ Saw him 30 years ago and again just last year.... same hysterical act.... same beat up crappy piano!

I think the stickers actually hold it together

 

[The Exiled]

There once was a man from Rangoon
Who was born nine months too soon
He didn't have the luck
To be born by a fuck
He was scraped off the sheets with a spoon

 

[bomber6989]

There once was a girl name Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus
They found her vagina
in South Carolina
and part of her anus in Dallas

 

[Soles2Jebus]

There once was a man from Rangoon
Who was born nine months too soon
He didn't have the luck
To be born by a fuck
He was scraped off the sheets with a spoon

That was deep.

 

[AlwaysHavingFun]

There once was a young girl from France
Who liked to pull down young mans pants.
She stripped and she teased them,
She knew how to please them,
And not with a song and a dance.

 

[AlwaysHavingFun]

And one more...

There was an old whore named Magee.
Who was just the right sort for a spree.
She said, "for a fuck, I charge half a buck,
And I throws in me asshole for free

 

[The Exiled]

There is a man called Banacek
Who pays for sex by check
He moderated UG
And somehow they tolerated his glee
Even though his jokes were a wreck

 

[genius]

The Exiled - you obviously have much t00 much free time on your hands.

 

[ptalover]

There once was a man from Dundee
That made love to an ape in a tree
The results were most horrid
All ass and no forehead
Three balls and a purple goatee

 

[ptalover]

There once was a man from Paiute
Who had three warts on his root
He put acid on these
And now when he pees
He holds his root like a flute

 

[ptalover]

OLD ONE

There once was a man from Kent
Whose dick was so long it was bent.
He had so much trouble
He put it in double
And instead of cumming he went.

 

[ptalover]

There once was a girl from Cape Cod
Who thought babies came from God
It wasn't the almighty who lifted her nighty
It was Roger the lodger, the Slob

This is supposed to be one of the few 4 line limericks.
I know hundreds-shall I go on?