legal question

[lauren]

hi guys!

are there any benevolent lawyers out there willing to help a damsel in distress? i have a little bit of a situation (no, not THAT one -- thank goodness!) and could really use some advice. please e-mail me at baby_beachbunny@excite.com. thanks in advance!

xoxo
lauren

 

[ew]

Hi!

Sorry not a lawyer.

 

[TuckernotSucker]

Lauren

Benovelent lawyers charge more than most providers. LOL

 

[Slinky Bender]

The difference between lawyers and providers ?

Providers will often kiss you while they are screwing you.

A provider will stop screwing you when you stop paying them.

 

[jmcurry]

Lauren: I may be able to help connect you with legal assistance. Email me.

 

[OCharley]

Lawyers

I admit that I am a lawyer. What is your question? Hurry the clock is ticking.

 

[Slinky Bender]

I already know the answer to her question:

"It depends".

 

[lauren]

"It depends".

eh? i'm sorry, sb, maybe it's past my bedtime -- i'm all befuddled!

i DO want to thank everyone for their help -- what was that recent post about "kindness in the harsh world...." y'all are the best!
xoxo
lauren

 

[SkellyChamp]

Slinky -You wear depends?

 

[Slinky Bender]

The attorneys got it.
( It's the answer to any question you ask an attorney - they always say "Well, it depends....." ).

 

[robnotbob]

Lawyers sound alot like economists.

reminds me of the joke.."How does an economist get out of a 15 foot hole in the ground?"

"First, assume a ladder...."

Yeah I know, it was funnier when I was sitting in Macroeconomic Theory.