What do you think - that LE is going to sit around for weeks tying up valuable LE personnel recourses waiting for some guy to call to try and make a low level case of solicitation when they got gangs murdering kids by the bucketful and armed robbery by some guy with a knife or machete of some terrified clerk in an ice ream, bagel, or convenience store in the news just about every day for the past month or so?
Oh wait - LE is still tying up valuable LE personnel recourses investigating and busting a bunch of terrified Asians giving handies, or even worse the more serious massage w/o license, in MPs aren't they?
My mistake - I guess you're right and you should be worried about calling the place.