The new comedy film 'Bad Moms' - opening tonight - offers up a golden opportunity for guys to score with MILFs or because of them, depending on the angle they work.
Newsday today reported that moms are massing to have moms'-night-out parties at screenings across Long Island:
‘Bad Moms’ screenings prompt moms’-night-out at LI theaters
HIGHLIGHTS
At Elwood Cinemas in East Northport, for instance, 20 groups have reserved theaters for moms’-nights-out through Aug. 17, says office manager Ruth Seaman. Moms have also booked theaters in Port Washington, Bellmore, Merrick, Seaford and Farmingdale; some events are fundraisers to help battered women, animal rescue, autism awareness, Cub Scouts and, of course, the local PTAs. Others are just because.
A sampling of moms’-night-out screenings of “Bad Moms” scheduled for the coming days that still have seats available — some events have pre-screening activities and doors open earlier:
Thursday, July 28
7:30 p.m. at Soundview Cinemas, Port Washington. $40 includes light bites, refreshments and a pre-movie comedian. Purchase tickets at momtimebadmoms.eventbrite.com
8 p.m. at Seaford Cinemas. $15 includes popcorn and soda. For tickets, email Carol Sciotto at csciotto74@yahool.com.
Friday, July 29
7:30 p.m. at Merrick Cinemas. $16 includes popcorn and soda. Organized by Helaina Le-Vien of Massapequa Park, 516-512-0297.
Sunday, July 31
11 a.m. at Bellmore Playhouse. $15 includes lunch, dessert and sangria. Run by Vanessa Carlson and Colette DeVito of Westbury, proceeds go to Cub Scout Pack 362, 516-782-4744. Tickets must be purchased by Friday, July 29.
Wednesday, Aug. 3
7:30 p.m. at Elwood Cinemas, East Northport. $20 includes popcorn and soda. Proceeds go to the nonprofit Ollie’s Angels Animal Rescue. Tickets should be purchased in advance at olliesangelsanimalrescue.org. For information call Melissa Bielawski, 516-695-2487.
(note: Full story is available at newsday.com if you are a subscriber to the paper or their sister cable station.)
So, the way I see it, you have two choices. You could buy a ticket for yourself and attend the screening with the hope of attracting some frenzied, possibly plastered, hopefully horny hottie out for a break to enjoy herself. Being probably the only guy in the theatre, your odds might be pretty good. Then again, your prospects will have an army of cock-blockers to stop her from an error in judgement. Still, I'm convinced some of the "College Girls" guys with game could score here.
An alternate, probably better, method would be to buy a ticket for your SO and present it to her. This would be a win-win for you in that you would score points for giving your gal a night out and it frees you up to go out and hobby.
Whichever way you choose, I hope you're successful with the ruse.
Newsday today reported that moms are massing to have moms'-night-out parties at screenings across Long Island:
‘Bad Moms’ screenings prompt moms’-night-out at LI theaters
HIGHLIGHTS
- Some events are fundraisers to help battered women, PTAs, more
- Theaters booked in Bellmore, Merrick, Farmingdale, other places
At Elwood Cinemas in East Northport, for instance, 20 groups have reserved theaters for moms’-nights-out through Aug. 17, says office manager Ruth Seaman. Moms have also booked theaters in Port Washington, Bellmore, Merrick, Seaford and Farmingdale; some events are fundraisers to help battered women, animal rescue, autism awareness, Cub Scouts and, of course, the local PTAs. Others are just because.
A sampling of moms’-night-out screenings of “Bad Moms” scheduled for the coming days that still have seats available — some events have pre-screening activities and doors open earlier:
Thursday, July 28
7:30 p.m. at Soundview Cinemas, Port Washington. $40 includes light bites, refreshments and a pre-movie comedian. Purchase tickets at momtimebadmoms.eventbrite.com
8 p.m. at Seaford Cinemas. $15 includes popcorn and soda. For tickets, email Carol Sciotto at csciotto74@yahool.com.
Friday, July 29
7:30 p.m. at Merrick Cinemas. $16 includes popcorn and soda. Organized by Helaina Le-Vien of Massapequa Park, 516-512-0297.
Sunday, July 31
11 a.m. at Bellmore Playhouse. $15 includes lunch, dessert and sangria. Run by Vanessa Carlson and Colette DeVito of Westbury, proceeds go to Cub Scout Pack 362, 516-782-4744. Tickets must be purchased by Friday, July 29.
Wednesday, Aug. 3
7:30 p.m. at Elwood Cinemas, East Northport. $20 includes popcorn and soda. Proceeds go to the nonprofit Ollie’s Angels Animal Rescue. Tickets should be purchased in advance at olliesangelsanimalrescue.org. For information call Melissa Bielawski, 516-695-2487.
(note: Full story is available at newsday.com if you are a subscriber to the paper or their sister cable station.)
So, the way I see it, you have two choices. You could buy a ticket for yourself and attend the screening with the hope of attracting some frenzied, possibly plastered, hopefully horny hottie out for a break to enjoy herself. Being probably the only guy in the theatre, your odds might be pretty good. Then again, your prospects will have an army of cock-blockers to stop her from an error in judgement. Still, I'm convinced some of the "College Girls" guys with game could score here.
An alternate, probably better, method would be to buy a ticket for your SO and present it to her. This would be a win-win for you in that you would score points for giving your gal a night out and it frees you up to go out and hobby.
Whichever way you choose, I hope you're successful with the ruse.
