Just when you thought you'd seen every imaginable come-on in an ad...

Banacek

Banacek

#1
#1
along comes this headline:
************ > Terre Haute adult entertainment > Terre Haute escorts
I'm from NY I need drugs - 22
Posted: Saturday, September 5, 2015 10:32 AM
I'm moving to California I need drugs call me pls 516 637 4937
Poster's age: 22

I first noticed this girl's BP ads in the LI section several months ago, mostly due to this interesting photo:
http://images2.************/imager/u/large/190237397/full__2_.jpg
The outfit and her makeup reminded me of a china doll so it caught my attention. Not to mention the contrast between the attention to detail in her look versus the unkempt condition of the bathroom in the background.
I hadn't seen her posting on BP recently, because she had been placing her ads in the NY section instead, even though she was listing her locations in Nassau and Suffolk.
Today, I saw that she had a review on an alternate site and searching on her phone number led me to that strange ad I posted above. In retrospect, it seems as if she had been getting desperate for quite some time, as evidenced by these pleas from prior ads:
• PLS lets party and be bad, but make it feel so good
• Hey guys I'm not from around here but am trying to find some party supplies if you are not a cop or affiliated with law enforcement and you are legit text me asap 516-637-4937 "food" I'm real and no drama
 
genius

genius

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#5
I've got an idea inspired by bone and banacek - there is a site called wheresgeorge.com. Some $1 bills will have wheres George handwritten on it. I got a couple of them over a period of time and being curious did a google. Turns out you go to the site, enter the bill's s/n and you get a map showing where others have gotten the bill and entered their location and date (some people obviously have a lot of free time and perhaps a very boring life if this gives them thrills). You can also add your location and date to continue the process.

My idea: set up a site called "wheresUlyssesandBenjamin.com. You enter the s/n of the 50 or 100 you give the girl, location and date and hope others do the same (hopefully the drug users are too stoned to do the same as I don't care about them).

might be fun.
 
Banacek

Banacek

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#6
genius said:
My idea: set up a site called "wheresUlyssesandBenjamin.com. You enter the s/n of the 50 or 100 you give the girl, location and date and hope others do the same (hopefully the drug users are too stoned to do the same as I don't care about them).might be fun.
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Can't wait for the conspiracy theorists here to start posting their worries about dead hookers turning up with their marked 50s and 100s and being hunted down by LE through that web site. :D
 
Slinky Bender

Slinky Bender

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#7
A few years ago there was a story in the NY TIMES about someone who tested bills in circulation and found that something like 95% percent of them tested positive for cocaine residue. Except in NY. Where it was 100%.
 
Banacek

Banacek

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#8
That fact was a plot line in a movie I saw recently. The drug sniffing dogs found a stash of cash hidden in a wall when they smelled the coke residue on the bills.
 
genius

genius

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#9
Banacek said:
That fact was a plot line in a movie I saw recently. The drug sniffing dogs found a stash of cash hidden in a wall when they smelled the coke residue on the bills.
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Sounds like every bank teller had better do a major clean up on their hands and clothes whenever they leave the bank if they don't want to be asked a lot of questions if they happen to be involved with drug sniffing dogs (at an airport at customs maybe?) Conversely (contrapositive?), they are ideal people for being in the cocaine trade as if caught with cocaine residue on them as they could always say it must have been from the large bills they handle every day.
 
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