Its Too Darn Hot

#1
Is this NYC heat wave bad for business? The thought of any extra physical exertion is beyond me, let alone walking or taking the subway to incall places.
 
#3
And just what the hell is wrong with being a decaying Whale being eaten by sharks in the middle of the ocean???

Moderator! Moderator!! Are you going to allow this bigotry to stand?!?!
 
#5
Outcalls were designed for days like this. Let your fingers do the walking. Pick up the phone and call a lady to have her come to you. Booking Julies for an afternoon to avoid the heat is also another option.
 

Wwanderer

Kids, don't try this at home
#6
Southern hemisphere anyone?

Nevermind outcall; days like this are best spent in the
southern temperate zone. I'd suggest Melbourne - cool but
rarely cold winter climate, posh legal brothels, low low
prices and excellent ladies from all over the world!

Anyone for a serious road trip?

-Ww
 
#7
This heat sucks!! I'm off for a few days and was eagerly planning to make my first trip to Amanda's in NYCD to check out Alex after all her glowing reviews on here. But after reviewing the threads and discovering that there's no Air Conditioning there, that idea was OUT.
 
#9
DannyNJ

FYI As of 7/20 Alex is still bandaged and her bra doesn't come off during the session. It'll probably be another month for her to be at 100%

Wwanderer
Details on trip?
 
#10
I am in virginia beach, its very nice no humidity but there is still no place like NYC! I asked the gas station attendent to fill up my car with gas and then to stick some of that dry gas in it too and he said to me...sorry maam all of our gas is wet.

i was speechless.
 
#11
Heat Wave

Just too hot to do anything. Love the beach, but rather go later in the day
to swim and cool off.
Have a good trip Candie. Wonder what he would have said if you asked if
they had any hot dogs?
 
#12
Alex's whereabouts

Originally posted by DannyNJ
This heat sucks!! I'm off for a few days and was eagerly planning to make my first trip to Amanda's in NYCD to check out Alex after all her glowing reviews on here. But after reviewing the threads and discovering that there's no Air Conditioning there, that idea was OUT.
I was there on Tuesday and saw Alex. She's as terrific as ever and surprisingly the room on the lower floor was not bad heat-wise. But my walk over was brutal, so I took a shower when I got there. No worries.

Alex told me she was going to be out for several days due to another round of laser surgery. She got banged up in a car accident and is still undergoing rounds of reconstruction. You definitely should call ahead a day or two if you want to insure seeing her.

A couple guys have made comments to Alex that she shouldn't be working as long as she still has her physical blemishes and some minor residual bruises. This was done in a rather nasty manner. Gents, this is uncalled for. Voice your opinion, but don't be a jerk about it. Everybody has to make a living and the world is an imperfect place.

As I have said before, for me her sweetness, skills and attitude far exceed these afore-mentioned issues in terms of session satisfaction. Not only that, but I think she's gorgeous.

[Edited by Humble Narrator on 07-26-2001 at 09:24 AM]
 
#14
Re: For the record...

Originally posted by MJC185
yesterday it was hotter than Lemur doing a striptease in fishnets and 6" heels....AND THATS PRETTY EFFIN HOT!
But what a disappointment - I had expected MJC to be a bigger tipper than he was (that cheap bastard). He DEFINITELY got more than his money's worth, judging by the stains on his pants...

Lemur ;)
 
#15
hmm

While you may be able to convince people that the goop left on my pants was from me and not your yeast infection, I think everyone here knows better.

Next time please do not play 'pony ride' on my legs if you have not treated your ailment.
 
#16
Caught Me

Originally posted by MJC185
While you may be able to convince people that the goop left on my pants was from me and not your yeast infection, I think everyone here knows better.

Next time please do not play 'pony ride' on my legs if you have not treated your ailment.
Just trying to save face here...

I'm sure everyone knows the difficulty you have in even achieving a state of goop-ability without your four viagra pills, the charter member list of NAMBLA and a copy of "Farm Animals in Heat" by your side...

Without those key ingrediants, MJC isn't quite so mighty...so, you have caught me red-handed ;)

Lemur

P.S. How long before Slinky yells at us again? :)
 
#18
Originally posted by SkellyChamp
Will I do

You guys are getting old real fast.

Soon it will be to the point that nothing you say will be taken seriously.
Well, I'd HOPE people could tell the difference between two guys playing around with words, and serious information. I'll say most people that know me can easily tell the difference, and, sadly, I don't think my "antics" here will in any way, shape or form change the opinions people have of me...I've contributed enough good information to the hobby, that a little fun is something I'm more than entitled to.

Still, I/(we) had hoped this would at least be amusing to some people...it may not be. I mean, if we made even one person chuckle each day, it was worth it - but, you've asked almost nicely that we stop, and I'm nothing if not respectful. You may just not get our brand of humor - and that's not your fault, necessarily. I will point out, tho, for the record, that HE started it this time ;)

Lemur
 
#19
PLEASE

Originally posted by SkellyChamp
Will I do

You guys are getting old real fast.

Soon it will be to the point that nothing you say will be taken seriously.
Are you serious?

I would really hope that intelligent people could see the difference between what Lemur and I have done over the past few days and a 'boy who cried wolf' type situation. I do not know how many posts I have, but I am silver, so I guess it's over 100. Up until a few days ago, the VAST majority of my posts have been relevant to some conversation and I have tried to be informative/helpful when I can.

What, I ask, is the huge problem with he and I going at each other with humor? If I post about him in stockings and heels today and I post a review tomorrow, will today's hijinx cause others to discount my review? (that was not a rhetorical question.)

Am I wasting everyones' time with my posts? If I am, I will point out that other posts in this thread are about how hot it was. Did we need posts to tell us that? No, but it was still posted...and even responded to. Not every post here has to be about the hobby...or am I wrong here?

In the face of all the serious and angry BULLSHIT that has been going on in here over the past few weeks, I wouldn't think these types of posts would be frowned upon. Afterall Skelly, did you think JC and Fishfry really were lovers???

MJC



[Edited by MJC185 on 07-26-2001 at 11:49 AM]
 
#20
You guys are keeping me smiling!

Lord, Have Mercy !!

It's sad that some pretty nicely funny posts have to be defended, and even worse, EXPLAINED. Pretty soon we'll be reduced to monosyllabic (I mean, real short and simple) words and pictograms.

This whole hobby is supposed to be fun, guys. Lighten up.

Especially now that the weather's cooled off. Sheesh!
 
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