Inappropriate and/or Risky Places to Have Sex

genius

genius

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Given the recent sex video posting of a US Senator's employee having sex in the in a congressional hearing room I started thinking of some of the inappropriate and risky places I had sex.

Perhaps some of you guys can post some of your experiences.

Here is some of mine (from a prior post) so you get the idea.

Sometimes, I would bring one of my regulars back to my company at 5am ( @billyS - they were either Lala from W or Shella aka Michele —N. Amityville cemetery girl) They had no problem as it was warm, safe, food from the vending machine, clean bathroom and I paid them extra for the extra time and effort. I did them on my desk, my executive chair, the carpeted floor of my office and once on a large conference room table (maybe 10 ft long) where a sales meeting was to occur later that morning — although I wiped down the area after to remove the pussy juice, I couldn't help but chuckle when the VP of Sales sat down and put coffee cup right down were her bare ass had been some hours before.
 
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trader1

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The company I used to work for had an internal elevator — I would meet my go to several times a day for a passionate make out session..
Things got hot and steamy one day. I threw her against the control panel and delightedly discovered the emergency stop button did not trigger any alarms.
Needless to say some wild things went down in that elevator..
Building maintenance never did figure out why the elevator stopped routinely during specific hours ..
 
genius

genius

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trader1 said:
The company I used to work for had an internal elevator — I would meet my go to several times a day for a passionate make out session..
Things got hot and steamy one day. I threw her against the control panel and delightedly discovered the emergency stop button did not trigger any alarms.
Needless to say some wild things went down in that elevator..
Building maintenance never did figure out why the elevator stopped routinely during specific hours ..
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The scenes in NCIS come to mind when Gibbs would press the emergency stop button when he wanted to discuss something in private.
 
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frogger54

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On my way to a concert at Barclays with a girl I was seeing off and on at the time, she gave me head on the the PACKED train. We were in the back row and the aisles were filled with people standing but they all were (or seemed to be) facing the other way. I positioned myself so that my back would block the view. I am positive at least someone saw or was watching but I didn’t care. No one said anything. It was only for 5minutes or so, but it is an awesome memory, that is in heavy rotation in my spank bank. I did not cum until we stopped at Jamaica and found a secluded spot behind a sign on the platform.

About 20 years ago I was at a show at the BB King theater. I was there to chaperone my little sister and her friends, and have no recollection of the band. Being the responsible brother that I am, I decided that if I was to be stuck at this venue, listening to a genre of music I do not like, I might as well start taking shots. I quickly hit it off with a hot 21 year old Latina who was also there as a babysitter/chaperone. Things moved over to a small seating area and we’re getting hot & heavy. She has my dick in her hand, in plain sight for anyone not watching the band. I couldn’t risk getting kicked out and leaving my little sis & friends stranded, so I made the decision to find a place that I could nail her real quick. Somehow we wound up in what seemed like a private elevator (decorated & unique). She lifted her skirt and bent over and I start doing my thing. I swear I never felt the elevator move, but all of a sudden the door opens and a group of 40 somethings was there staring at us from what looked like a really nice apartment. We both kinda froze for a second and I said “Sorry, I didn’t know this thing worked” (the elevator).. That was the best I can come up with lol. One of them said “well don’t stop because of us”.. but we did. Blood began to flow back into my big brain and I pulled my pants up.

We bought tickets to a different show for a couple weeks later before we left. ($15 bucks back then to see the top Hip Hop artists, can’t beat it). But she showed up late to that show and by the time she got there, I already found someone new. She wasn’t pleased.

But my favorite of all time was when I was dating a girl at a college in Connecticut. She shared a big dorm room with 3 other girls. No walls or dividers. When they turned the lights out to sleep, I would bang the shit out of this girl. The bed made so much noise slamming against the wall, and she was not shy about moaning and screaming. I was in my prime and could fuck forever. After the 1st couple of times, those other girls would all be looking at me like a piece of meat when I came to visit. Then when I would be banging this girl, I would start hearing vibrators and little moans from all corners of the room. My girl thought it was hot that the other 3 girls envied her position (pun intended). Unfortunately she would never entertain inviting any of them into the bed with us (Lord knows I tried).
 
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trader1

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frogger54 said:
On my way to a concert at Barclays with a girl I was seeing off and on at the time, she gave me head on the the PACKED train. We were in the back row and the aisles were filled with people standing but they all were (or seemed to be) facing the other way. I positioned myself so that my back would block the view. I am positive at least someone saw or was watching but I didn’t care. No one said anything. It was only for 5minutes or so, but it is an awesome memory, that is in heavy rotation in my spank bank. I did not cum until we stopped at Jamaica and found a secluded spot behind a sign on the platform.

About 20 years ago I was at a show at the BB King theater. I was there to chaperone my little sister and her friends, and have no recollection of the band. Being the responsible brother that I am, I decided that if I was to be stuck at this venue, listening to a genre of music I do not like, I might as well start taking shots. I quickly hit it off with a hot 21 year old Latina who was also there as a babysitter/chaperone. Things moved over to a small seating area and we’re getting hot & heavy. She has my dick in her hand, in plain sight for anyone not watching the band. I couldn’t risk getting kicked out and leaving my little sis & friends stranded, so I made the decision to find a place that I could nail her real quick. Somehow we wound up in what seemed like a private elevator (decorated & unique). She lifted her skirt and bent over and I start doing my thing. I swear I never felt the elevator move, but all of a sudden the door opens and a group of 40 somethings was there staring at us from what looked like a really nice apartment. We both kinda froze for a second and I said “Sorry, I didn’t know this thing worked” (the elevator).. That was the best I can come up with lol. One of them said “well don’t stop because of us”.. but we did. Blood began to flow back into my big brain and I pulled my pants up.

We bought tickets to a different show for a couple weeks later before we left. ($15 bucks back then to see the top Hip Hop artists, can’t beat it). But she showed up late to that show and by the time she got there, I already found someone new. She wasn’t pleased.

But my favorite of all time was when I was dating a girl at a college in Connecticut. She shared a big dorm room with 3 other girls. No walls or dividers. When they turned the lights out to sleep, I would bang the shit out of this girl. The bed made so much noise slamming against the wall, and she was not shy about moaning and screaming. I was in my prime and could fuck forever. After the 1st couple of times, those other girls would all be looking at me like a piece of meat when I came to visit. Then when I would be banging this girl, I would start hearing vibrators and little moans from all corners of the room. My girl thought it was hot that the other 3 girls envied her position (pun intended). Unfortunately she would never entertain inviting any of them into the bed with us (Lord knows I tried).
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Great stories-
 
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dubdog

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1) In Washington DC walking back from dinner and drinks to her place. It's a hot summer night and she's wearing a thin slip of a dress. Normally reserved, she gets frisky and can't wait for a bedroom--or any room. We slide into an alley, and bang standing up with streetlights, passersby, and cars conspiring to reveal us. Her hands against the wall while I'm behind her will be a lasting memory.

2) In NYC at dinner with an old flame, a divorced MILF. Her aunt has dinner with us while the MILF's grown kids are out and about. My place is too far, and her aunt and kids are a danger in the rooms. So after literally groping each other under the table during dinner, we head to the large, very clean, single occupancy public bathroom and bang it out in multiple positions. Extremely rude of us, but no one waiting or the wiser when we exited.
 
Monty_monty

Monty_monty

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Wow...
Church bathroom in downtown Manhattan in the mid 1990's during a church event. God got me back for that tryst, as she was in her period and my shirt didn't quite clear our bodies like I thought it did, the evidence was displayed on my graphic t that was now more graphic

Corey Beach, multiple times in my teenage years...


I'm my youth very few places I wouldn't try
 
gold69

gold69

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Living room couch my ex girlfriend sister caught me going down on her as soon as she walked in the house lol. And I also did bang the famous Sophia belle in the back seat of my side piece car(inappropriate)and once in a running trail(risky).
 
genius

genius

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During my single days (in my 30's) had this girl I met for lunch. After lunch we got in my RX7 (2 seater with sunroof) and headed back to our jobs. She asked me to pull into a parking lot by a movie theater (was empty) and said she wanted to fuck me. I said where? and she just smiled got out of the car, asked me to open sun roof, had me sit in pass seat, took off her panties and climbed on me with her shoulders and head sticking out the top of the car. Rode me cow girl with her bobbing up and down. I couldn't move much as the pass compartment was a tight fit (as was she) so she did all the work.

Don't know if anyone saw but must have been quite a sight.

After we were done she smiled, looked at the stick shift and said "too bad I'm all sloppy now or I'd show you what I can do with that"

Never got around to that. got rid of the car, and alas her too, as was becoming impossible to enjoy a stick shift on LI:rolleyes:.
 
Slinky Bender

Slinky Bender

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My prior office was roughly 1800SF of open space with a small separate conference room. I can't count the number of times I brought 1 to 4 "dancers" from some underground "lapdance" spot after closing and banged them on just about every desk in the place.

A couple of months ago there was a new girl at an advertiser here. She kept looking at me a certain way and eventually said something like "don't you remember me?" and then described my office and something like "you used to bang the shit out of me for hours there." It had probably been over 12 years since the last time I saw her.
 
gold69

gold69

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genius said:
During my single days (in my 30's) had this girl I met for lunch. After lunch we got in my RX7 (2 seater with sunroof) and headed back to our jobs. She asked me to pull into a parking lot by a movie theater (was empty) and said she wanted to fuck me. I said where? and she just smiled got out of the car, asked me to open sun roof, had me sit in pass seat, took off her panties and climbed on me with her shoulders and head sticking out the top of the car. Rode me cow girl with her bobbing up and down. I couldn't move much as the pass compartment was a tight fit (as was she) so she did all the work.

Don't know if anyone saw but must have been quite a sight.

After we were done she smiled, looked at the stick shift and said "too bad I'm all sloppy now or I'd show you what I can do with that"

Never got around to that. got rid of the car, and alas her too, as was becoming impossible to enjoy a stick shift on LI:rolleyes:.
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Damm do you still have that rx7??
 
genius

genius

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gold69 said:
Damm do you still have that rx7??
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It was a 1981 model that I sold and bought a 1987 one. The 81' model was slightly smaller (the one where I entertained the young lady).

I had the 87 for a couple of years and started a family (alas, no room for a baby car seat) plus with the traffic on LI a stick shift sports car was no fun anymore.

I was at the point where if I didn't settle down (if you read my recent posts you will see what settle down means) I was pretty sure I would soon be dead from exhaustion of women, wine and song.

A funny story: apparently I didn't look the type — one night I escorted a lady to my car to give her a, ahem, ride home when I opened my car door she looked surprised and said "I expected you would have a Toyota sedan". Nice lady and we fucked our brains out for a couple of dates until I moved on to others.
Not so funny part of the story: Sadly, she lived in Staten Island and took the ferry to the North tower where she worked in a high profile position on the 88th floor. I assume she didn't survive 9-11. Bummer - nice lady.
 
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sicilan

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Some distant and relatively recent memories come to mind. 2 in particular...

Ziegfeld Theatre - midtown Manhattan. Huge, elegant, theater. Not a lot of moviegoers that day. The cutie i was seeing was sitting to my left. Sundress, super easy access, not a hint of underwear, and soon my finger is in her pussy looking for gold. I escalate, and she's now discreetly sucking her own pussy juice off my finger. Fucked like crazy afterwards back at my apt with all that buildup.

Photobooth - it was inside a lively bar. The photo booth had a closing door. The girl I was seeing at the time was on her knees the minute the door closed and sucked me to heaven. The entire time you could hear everyone carrying on with their own silly personal conversations while this girl was sucking me dry.

We come out of the booth a few mins later ... and someone points to her knees. They're bleeding. Apparently her knees got scraped up by a very rough photo booth floor! We take a trip to CVS and she's good.

Risky moves in hindsight!
 
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OSMonger

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True story, happened about a year ago, met a woman online, got together and hit it off, she was pregnant, very horny, wanted it right then. She managed one of those chain tutoring locations for kids, brought me back to her office, mid-day, introduced me as a prospective client, we went into her office and fucked on her couch.

Used to meet up with a woman at the NY Public Library Annex on Madison Ave and she’d blow me in the 5th floor bathroom. Always nervous someone would catch us. Never did get to fuck her, but she gave great head.

Probably some other places. Can’t remember though.
 
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