Well, my dear freinds, it is now almost 11pm and I just got back from the police station with what could only be described as a very uncomfortable experiance. I left work early today and decided to do a little shopping at the Sunrise Mall in Massapequa.
On the way there, in the town of Copague there used to be a spot streetwalkers would hang out. If any of you are from Long Island you'll know what Im talking about. I drove by and in the corner of my eye spotted a girl in that location. So of course I turn around to do the drive by. I passed the woman once and decided to see what was up... I rolled up and just said Hi.....She was like you looking for a date? So i play dumb and say...What do you mean....She laughs and says very funny.....I was like how much.....She says that depends on what you want.... She looks at me and says...Your not a cop are you....and like a jerk decide thats good enough for me to think shes not a cop....Not thinking with the right head. So Im like ok how much for a BJ...she says 50.00. So she tells me to meet her at the hotel which is right behind where she's standing...I say hop in the car but she insists on going to the room.... I refuse saying I wouldn't feel safe but she keeps insisting....
After like 5 minutes, I say forget it and pull away, I get maybe 50 feet and 5 cop cars swoop up and surround my car. They yank me out of the car, throw the cuffs on my and away I go.......So I get to the station after being thrown around for a little and handcuff me to a steel table as I wait to be fingerprinted and have my portrait taken. When I got there I was the only guy there, as an hour went buy there was 3 guys there all for the same thing with the same girl. As I was waiting, I started taking to the gut next to me who was a nervous wreck.. He started telling me what happened and I said I know thats why I'M here. He told me that he left his house to go buy milk and Ice Cream for his pregnant wife and saw this girl and decided to get a quick BJ before he got back... Im thinkin to myself this guy is finished unless he makes up some crazy story. Plus he has no Id on him so they won't release him.. Then I got printed and they took my photo and sat me back down and re-handcuffed me back to the table. So, about every 15 to 20 minutes another guy would come in and it was obviously a sweep operation I got caught in the middle of...Then as I am waiting for them to call me I look up and there's the woman in her glory laughing.... She looks at me and says hi. I was like hey, how are you? She says you must be pretty embarressed and humiliated. I just looked her right in the eye and said, No not really. She was like, well I think your pathetic, and my resonse was well you can think what you want, I mean shit I thought you were a prostitute and look where that got me. So she walked away, then I got a little concerned. A guy with a pad and pen walked in and started asking the officer about this sting operation. She gives him some info. and then he starts taking names. I asked one of the officers what was going on and he told me he was a reporter for Suffolk Life who was doing a story on the bust...Now the Suffolk Life isn't a huge paper but it is free and gets mailed out to just about everybody.. So I get a little worried and then decide that theres nothing I can do at this point. So after a half hour they give me my paperwork I give them some cash and Im on my way. I have to say I am thinking about the guy who went out to buy milk, he is screwed.........So just wanted to share my experiance with the gang, and say be careful out there....
Imperialone..................Out
On the way there, in the town of Copague there used to be a spot streetwalkers would hang out. If any of you are from Long Island you'll know what Im talking about. I drove by and in the corner of my eye spotted a girl in that location. So of course I turn around to do the drive by. I passed the woman once and decided to see what was up... I rolled up and just said Hi.....She was like you looking for a date? So i play dumb and say...What do you mean....She laughs and says very funny.....I was like how much.....She says that depends on what you want.... She looks at me and says...Your not a cop are you....and like a jerk decide thats good enough for me to think shes not a cop....Not thinking with the right head. So Im like ok how much for a BJ...she says 50.00. So she tells me to meet her at the hotel which is right behind where she's standing...I say hop in the car but she insists on going to the room.... I refuse saying I wouldn't feel safe but she keeps insisting....
After like 5 minutes, I say forget it and pull away, I get maybe 50 feet and 5 cop cars swoop up and surround my car. They yank me out of the car, throw the cuffs on my and away I go.......So I get to the station after being thrown around for a little and handcuff me to a steel table as I wait to be fingerprinted and have my portrait taken. When I got there I was the only guy there, as an hour went buy there was 3 guys there all for the same thing with the same girl. As I was waiting, I started taking to the gut next to me who was a nervous wreck.. He started telling me what happened and I said I know thats why I'M here. He told me that he left his house to go buy milk and Ice Cream for his pregnant wife and saw this girl and decided to get a quick BJ before he got back... Im thinkin to myself this guy is finished unless he makes up some crazy story. Plus he has no Id on him so they won't release him.. Then I got printed and they took my photo and sat me back down and re-handcuffed me back to the table. So, about every 15 to 20 minutes another guy would come in and it was obviously a sweep operation I got caught in the middle of...Then as I am waiting for them to call me I look up and there's the woman in her glory laughing.... She looks at me and says hi. I was like hey, how are you? She says you must be pretty embarressed and humiliated. I just looked her right in the eye and said, No not really. She was like, well I think your pathetic, and my resonse was well you can think what you want, I mean shit I thought you were a prostitute and look where that got me. So she walked away, then I got a little concerned. A guy with a pad and pen walked in and started asking the officer about this sting operation. She gives him some info. and then he starts taking names. I asked one of the officers what was going on and he told me he was a reporter for Suffolk Life who was doing a story on the bust...Now the Suffolk Life isn't a huge paper but it is free and gets mailed out to just about everybody.. So I get a little worried and then decide that theres nothing I can do at this point. So after a half hour they give me my paperwork I give them some cash and Im on my way. I have to say I am thinking about the guy who went out to buy milk, he is screwed.........So just wanted to share my experiance with the gang, and say be careful out there....
Imperialone..................Out
