I'm Bringing Suction to Outer Space. Experience It!

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The crash of two satellites recently generated tens of thousands of pieces of debris that could circle Earth and threaten satellites and space missions for the next 10,000 years.

You probably know that I've already used my suction expertise to perfect the technology of the vacuum cleaner and the pneumatic tube. Indeed, some of you have participated in demonstrations of my innovative and unique suction techniques. Now I am working with NASA on the challenge of developing a spacecraft with a vacuum powerful enough to remove space debris.

Please help in my research and development. If you rise to the occasion, you will experience my prolonged suction techniques powerful enough to suck a satellite right out of orbit.

Of course, if you are a technophobe, you might simply enjoy the ultimate erotic experience of sharing the body and soul of a very creative and playful artist and photographer.

I am available to meet you in Stamford, Danbury and throughout Western Connecticut. If there are enough volunteers, I will conduct demonstrations in Hartford and New Haven.

http://www.amberjewel4u.com
 
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