If providers marketed themselves through apps

#1
Imagine if providers could market themselves through apps.

With a push of a button, you could order one up like with Amazon's DASH BUTTON.

Or you could chase around town finding providers and throwing your balls at them like with POKEMON GO.

Just food for thought.
 
#6
You'd have to make it sound a little more adventurous. You can already hit a button (speed dial) and someone like Sophia Belle will show up!! And if she has you credit card info on file (she does take credit cards) she'll just deduct it automatically....

And there is already a place where you can go and order what you want via window shopping. The red light district in Amsterdam .

How about this, make it a game of chance!! So you have to chase down your Pokemon Hooker (Sophia)by chasing her down on your Pokemon Hooker app. When you get there, the guy from game show "let's make a deal" comes out and offers you what's behind the doors next to Sophia's room where she's waiting. It could be a porn star!!! Lisa Ann could be behind there!!:D Or........ It could be equivalent of a life time supply of turtle wax... A hunts point toothless $20 crack whore looking like golom from lord of the rings . As she says "Come here Precious"!!! :confused:.....
 

Waterclone

Go ahead. Try me.
#7
Apps would actually be really handy. The closest we have now is the "available now" feature of some sites. But a "Tinder" for us would be amazing.

Note, I am not saying it would be feasible. But a guy can dream.
 
#8
You'd have to make it sound a little more adventurous. You can already hit a button (speed dial) and someone like Sophia Belle will show up!! And if she has you credit card info on file (she does take credit cards) she'll just deduct it automatically....

And there is already a place where you can go and order what you want via window shopping. The red light district in Amsterdam .

How about this, make it a game of chance!! So you have to chase down your Pokemon Hooker (Sophia)by chasing her down on your Pokemon Hooker app. When you get there, the guy from game show "let's make a deal" comes out and offers you what's behind the doors next to Sophia's room where she's waiting. It could be a porn star!!! Lisa Ann could be behind there!!:D Or........ It could be equivalent of a life time supply of turtle wax... A hunts point toothless $20 crack whore looking like golom from lord of the rings . As she says "Come here Precious"!!! :confused:.....
Some of my favorite providers were in hunts point. Back in the early 90s tho. Also i wouldn't give any provider my credit card. To me that's crazy.
 
#9
Some of my favorite providers were in hunts point. Back in the early 90s tho. Also i wouldn't give any provider my credit card. To me that's crazy.
I was there in the late 90's picking them up. But damn!! Some of them
We're brutal!!! I had the cute blonde one that ended up on that HBO special "night out at the point" . that had to be close to 20 years ago... Man have times changed.
 
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Scythe

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#10
Imagine if providers could market themselves through apps.

With a push of a button, you could order one up like with Amazon's DASH BUTTON.

Or you could chase around town finding providers and throwing your balls at them like with POKEMON GO.

Just food for thought.
This is hilarious because out of frustrating if calling around I had the pokemon go idea lol.
 
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