I Know My Dick Is Small

[Slinky Bender]

Although I am reasonably often reassured that this isn't the case, actions speak speak louder than words:

An inordinate amount of women ask me to fuck them in the ass. And lately, several women who had started off with "absolutely no anal!" (even when I hadn't even inquired about it) ended up putting me in there butts without even bringing it up or asking for my consent.

The only logical conclusion I can come to is that my dick is too small to cause the type of damage that they are concerned about.

I know you're thinking "I should have such problems." But I don't even like anal.

 

[Astarion]

You're not alone on this boat. I'm with you

 

[Sukerfizh]

For me the older I get the smaller my dick looks, getting old sucks

 

[Realist]

Should you care? As long as they provide the service that's all that matters.

 

[billyS]

Although I am reasonably often reassured that this isn't the case, actions speak speak louder than words:

An inordinate amount of women ask me to fuck them in the ass. And lately, several women who had started off with "absolutely no anal!" (even when I hadn't even inquired about it) ended up putting me in there butts without even bringing it up or asking for my consent.

The only logical conclusion I can come to is that my dick is too small to cause the type of damage that they are concerned about.

I know you're thinking "I should have such problems." But I don't even like anal.

Is this recent?
Because I've noticed an awful lot of Greek being reported these days.
Maybe it's just a trend and you are caught up in it.

 

[Astarion]

A while ago I had a woman tell me, guys who watch porn get this misconception that having a 12 inch cock is the norm and anything small is abnormal. At the same time some guys get the misconception that women like taking a 12 inch cock in their pussy and ass is the norm. This woman said to me, get a 12 inch dildo and stick in your ass and fuck yourself with it (All the way in). Most likely it's going to be painful. She said personally she likes average to medium sized dicks. There are woman who like and can handle the 12 incher. But a lot of women prefer average size Willies and some don't mind the cocktail weenies.

 

[billyS]

A while ago I had a woman tell me, guys who watch porn get this misconception that having a 12 inch cock is the norm and anything small is abnormal. At the same time some guys get the misconception that women like taking a 12 inch cock in their pussy and ass is the norm. This woman said to me, get a 12 inch dildo and stick in your ass and fuck yourself with it (All the way in). Most likely it's going to be painful. She said personally she likes average to medium sized dicks. There are woman who like and can handle the 12 incher. But a lot of women prefer average size Willies and some don't mind the cocktail weenies.

There is this blonde chick on Instagram ryeleestreiling.co that has guys send in their dick size then she shows with a tape measure how unrealistic some sizes guys claim are.
Or she comments on whether or not she'd like it.

For the record she thinks 6" with a curve is perfect. Lol

Just to keep things real when a guy sends in something like ten inches she holds ten inches on the tape measure to her crotch and asks "seriously, where is this going".

We've had these discussions before. the average erect size is 5.5 inches with about a 4.5 girth. Most girls can't handle anything over 7.

Porn uses angles and smaller woman to make dicks look bigger.

Guys with average size are convinced by porn that they are smaller.

A better measure is the homemade shit. But then again most of the woman in those in not something you want to look at.

 

[Nehoma]

Years ago I was fucking this fuck monster and she passionately said " fits like a glove." I'm two inches soft and four hard. Everyone is different.

 

[genius]

Couple things:

A long time GF that I used to swing with said that anything over 7 inches would hurt. What mattered most (to get her off anyway she said) was girth; she liked the feeling of fullness and the thicker dicks would push and pull on her clit as the guy slide in and out as the cock slid by.

The famous Erika of Sayonara fame (N. Amityville) said to me that she was really pissed as this guy she f**ked had a really long dick and he thought that her squirming around during sex was her enjoying it whereas she said it was really painful and she thought that the guy was was stupid if he thought a girl liked his dick "banging up against my appendix". She ignored him when he tried to pick her up after that.

An Asian girl named Judy I used to see when I wanted greek, never had a problem taking genius jr in (you need not to rush it, apply gentle pressure against her anus then all of a sudden it would relax and I would side in - greatest feeling).

I hadn't seen her for a couple of years as she started working out of JH instead of flushing.

Anyway, I had an opportunity to be in JH around 2am (other times parking is impossible), and I gave her a call. We went up to her room, I told her I wanted greek, she said "take it out", she looked at genius jr and said "no greek - only pussy" (reminds me of the Seinfeld Soup Nazi except in this case "No Greek for you!). I said what's up we did this all the time in Flushing and she just said that if I wanted greek I need to see someone else.

And lastly:
A black girl (hooker) I picked up asked instead of sex in the car said I could come up to her apt for an extra 20 bucks. She actually had a decent place and when genius jr came out to play she said "Not bad for a white guy" and said "I like fatties" (I assume she was talking only about my dick as I was very trim and fit back then.

 

[billyS]

Couple things:

A long time GF that I used to swing with said that anything over 7 inches would hurt. What mattered most (to get her off anyway she said) was girth; she liked the feeling of fullness and the thicker dicks would push and pull on her clit as the guy slide in and out as the cock slid by.

The famous Erika of Sayonara fame (N. Amityville) said to me that she was really pissed as this guy she f**ked had a really long dick and he thought that her squirming around during sex was her enjoying it whereas she said it was really painful and she thought that the guy was was stupid if he thought a girl liked his dick "banging up against my appendix". She ignored him when he tried to pick her up after that.

An Asian girl named Judy I used to see when I wanted greek, never had a problem taking genius jr in (you need not to rush it, apply gentle pressure against her anus then all of a sudden it would relax and I would side in - greatest feeling).

I hadn't seen her for a couple of years as she started working out of JH instead of flushing.

Anyway, I had an opportunity to be in JH around 2am (other times parking is impossible), and I gave her a call. We went up to her room, I told her I wanted greek, she said "take it out", she looked at genius jr and said "no greek - only pussy" (reminds me of the Seinfeld Soup Nazi except in this case "No Greek for you!). I said what's up we did this all the time in Flushing and she just said that if I wanted greek I need to see someone else.

And lastly:
A black girl (hooker) I picked up asked instead of sex in the car said I could come up to her apt for an extra 20 bucks. She actually had a decent place and when genius jr came out to play she said "Not bad for a white guy" and said "I like fatties" (I assume she was talking only about my dick as I was very trim and fit back then.

Agree on that girth seems to impress them more than length.

When I started posting on UG one of the most famous guys was Bill Furniture. Besides bringing girls perfume he allegedly had a most girth dick all the girls posted about .