I don't like AMPs

[MayorSimpleton]

Nobody is paying 260 to go to an Asian Massage Parlor and get a table shower and back massage

Stop it

Most men goes to these places with the intention of getting full service and getting their rocks off

They are not going to put on the front door “sex brothel prostitution come get fucked” be serious

Obviously they have to put Spa massage for legal reasons....

So stop with...why go to an amp if you don’t want a massage...don’t be that dumb

All of these amps...require that shower before you get intimate...it’s mandatory

Also


Do the girls in the manhattan midtown amps look better and are younger of course...yeah

But you are also paying 260-300 at minimum...that’s just for 1 p0p

You can easily get everything you want from a girl in her 20s - 30s in c-town for 120-140...half the price...probably do nastier stuff...excluding Ángel king of course

I think dudes lose focus that this is a business...

You are being sold a fantasy

These women probably wouldn’t even be intimate with you if it werent for you opening your wallet or giving her you hard earned cash

So why do you really need the “deep French kiss” “tongue down her throat”...or want her to caress and snuggle and be romantic with you

She will say “wow you are so big” “you look so good” “handsome” “I had so much fun and good time” just like she said to the 4-5 guys she saw before you and the next guy after you

As long as you are paying and tipping her

Stop being a Sucker, simp, trick john

I always enjoyed the table shower. It was part of an overall experience. Your inability to accept why anyone would is like rationalizing a foot fetish. I never understood it nor do I need to understand it.
What someone likes is what they like. I could close my mind and say "you don't fuck feet, you fuck pussy" just because I don't get it.
As for kissing, I'm guessing for most it's more than sticking your dick in a pussy, even if as genius said, it's a suspension in belief that she really cares about you.

 

[justme]

I saw no question at all. You made a statement and I responded. While I have never frequented one, I used to see many ads for asian places that made no pretense of being a massage parlor.

The question was in the follow-up post...

At any rate, I’ll defer to your knowledge as my own is limited to what I read around here. I just never got the science that there was an extensive Asian prover/all race client brothel scene in NYC. Back in the day, I’d read descriptions for places like JB’s or Julie’s but I don’t recall similar experiences being described for Asian places.

 

[Nehoma]

I almost never waste valuable time taking a table shower , yet I always still get rimmed.

Yeah that’s correct , girls still lick my asshole even with no TS.

Damn..which place is this so I can steer clear!..

 

[WizardOfAhhs]

A wife for romance? IMHO, marriage is an awful way to end a hot and passionate love affair. As far as I'm concerned it is useful only if you want to have a family.

I was genuinely saddened when I read that. I mean, I'm sure none of us here would get nominated for "hubby of the year", but I can't imagine how depressing it would be to be so unhappy with a partner, but still stay with them (usually in those cases it's the "cheaper to keep them" problem, which effectively reduces the most important part of our life - our happiness - to nothing more than a financial decision, and a greedy one at that). I hope that's not the case for you.

 

[Uniquelyme]

I was genuinely saddened when I read that. I mean, I'm sure none of us here would get nominated for "hubby of the year", but I can't imagine how depressing it would be to be so unhappy with a partner, but still stay with them (usually in those cases it's the "cheaper to keep them" problem, which effectively reduces the most important part of our life - our happiness - to nothing more than a financial decision, and a greedy one at that). I hope that's not the case for you.

Marriage in most cases is an antiquated institution. Most younger ppl are well aware of this and get married later in life at all.

If you marry someone who earns similar to you. Financial support is non relevant. Even better is getting yourself some palimony.

 

[hardndslick]

I was genuinely saddened when I read that. I mean, I'm sure none of us here would get nominated for "hubby of the year", but I can't imagine how depressing it would be to be so unhappy with a partner, but still stay with them (usually in those cases it's the "cheaper to keep them" problem, which effectively reduces the most important part of our life - our happiness - to nothing more than a financial decision, and a greedy one at that). I hope that's not the case for you.

Someone once told me along time ago, anytime you see a happily married guy its because he's getting it on the side..

 

[villz]

That’s me right there. Which was my initial point.

People are too stuck on the romantic part, lfk, dfk, caress, snuggle, make love...

Why not just go to An upscale escort/call girl for that?

I’m sure she would provide GFE PSE and give you all that you are looking for

Plus More

And be stunning in the looks department

I really don't see whats romantic about table showers/massage and DFK, I do them because I find it physically erotic. Drunk strangers make out in bars all the time, that hardly classifies as romance. And last time I checked, it's pretty unusual for someone to give their Significant Other a table shower. The 200+ price range AMP's usually include extras like BBJ, BBJCIM, RIM, 2 pops, etc. There are PLENTY of lower priced AMP's that offer just the basic pump and dump you want, i've been to several. What I don't understand is how you ended up in these GFE AMP's when you aren't interested in their specialized services. The premise of this entire thread makes no sense. You can't comprehend the fact that people have different sexual interests than you, so you assume it's just a bunch of lonely mongers looking for "romance". That's like someone who hates Chinese food going to a Chinese restaurant, complaining about the food, and then assuming that the rest of the customers are only their because they have nothing better to eat.

 

[WizardOfAhhs]

Someone once told me along time ago, anytime you see a happily married guy its because he's getting it on the side..

Yeah, my wife told me that once too

 

[MayorSimpleton]

I always pass yet get rimmed.

You must taste like Kimchi

 

[Waterclone]

Someone once told me along time ago, anytime you see a happily married guy its because he's getting it on the side..

While that applies to me, I think it's just a justification made by some guy getting some on the side. I am sure there are many happily married guys who aren't.

 

[genius]

Damn..which place is this so I can steer clear!..

Doesn't make more sense to say — "Polker, kindly tell me which place this is and when you plan to go there so I can be the customer right before you instead of the customer right after you" ?

 

[Uniquelyme]

I really don't see whats romantic about table showers/massage and DFK, I do them because I find it physically erotic. Drunk strangers make out in bars all the time, that hardly classifies as romance. And last time I checked, it's pretty unusual for someone to give their Significant Other a table shower. The 200+ price range AMP's usually include extras like BBJ, BBJCIM, RIM, 2 pops, etc. There are PLENTY of lower priced AMP's that offer just the basic pump and dump you want, i've been to several. What I don't understand is how you ended up in these GFE AMP's when you aren't interested in their specialized services. The premise of this entire thread makes no sense. You can't comprehend the fact that people have different sexual interests than you, so you assume it's just a bunch of lonely mongers looking for "romance". That's like someone who hates Chinese food going to a Chinese restaurant, complaining about the food, and then assuming that the rest of the customers are only their because they have nothing better to eat.

Couldnt agree more. I do stand up showers, typically no to quick 3-5min massages. I enjoy dfk, fiv, bbbj, cim, p2p etc. Cheaper places dont do half of that. I go much less to amps now. But in 2017 all that year heavily was pleasured often at the big 4.

 

[Hines Karlton]

Every individual is different. If someone doesn't like AMPs, good for them(you can save some money).
Others including myself find AMPs comfortable and safe as they are more systematic. Tbh, most AMPs are very professional.
Some like all the romantic stuff especially when it comes with no strings attached in an AMP, hence LFK and DFK, etc. It's boring to follow 'Wam bam thank mam' approach every time. What else will we do for the rest of the hour otherwise?!
As for upscale escort/call girl, it will be more expensive than AMPs I guess.

Coming to TS, massage, DFK etc, you can skip any depending on your preferences. If you are clean and express that shower is not needed, most girls will agree.



Why did you exclude only this place? Just curious. A&K is my fav AMP in NYC. So asking.

I excluded angel king

Because they will do anal, let you get 2 pops and rim ya if that’s ya thing (not mine) for 260 which is a bargain if you ask me...plus the massage before or after sex...wash ya too

 

[OSMonger]

I personally prefer amps. I have a thing for Asian women. I've probably been to over 100 of them in my 30 plus years in this hobby. Mostly in Suffolk and queens and a strange one up in Mamaroneck.

Curious which place in Mamaroneck and how long ago? I live up that way and would love a new spot if I haven’t been.

 

[OSMonger]

I started going to AMPs when I first started driving, almost 30 years ago. Lived up in CT and have gone to dozens over the years in the tri-state area. I always marveled at how regionally they differed. Up until recently, there was no FS in Westchester AMPs, I’d have to go up to CT or down to LI. I’ve also used hotel providers and the strip club providers. I don’t pretend to have a clue as to why people do what they do. But for me, the AMP feels safer (totally an illusion, I get it) and I feel more taken care of. I feel doted on. I love the moment the robe comes off and the provider looks down to take in what she’s in for. I totally have a need to be touched so the TS and massage fill my sensory desires. And it is all a fantasy. Frankly, that’s part of why I pay, to have the fantasy. And I have always had a thing for Asian women. Just my thing. And over the years when I’ve found an AMP that I like, I can build a relationship with mamasan and know that when I go there, I’ll be treated like a king. She’ll know the type of girl I like and make sure the girls do the things I enjoy. Back in the day I used to go to Darae 54 religiously. Umi was my girl. And she was the first AMP provider I ever saw outside the spa. Eventually she became macadam and would make sure I go the best treatments. But hey, I’m sure some will honk I’m a lunatic or weirdo. So be it. One thing I’ve learned in this monger lifestyle is to never judge why anyone wants or does anything. As long as you’re not hurting anyone, go get your rocks off and enjoy.

 

[hardndslick]

Curious which place in Mamaroneck and how long ago? I live up that way and would love a new spot if I haven’t been.

15 20 years ago. Rt 1 just north of the old waldbaums. It was there for a long time. Just a r&t spot.
They had a locker room with a stand up shower. You had to shower first.

When you pay the momma at the desk you had to pre tip the girl. I remember asking her what if I didn't like the girl or service. She said that's the way they do it.
It was a good professional massage with a ok finish. I may have gone back once more.

There weren't many amps up that way back then. Although their were a few lmps on central park av. yonkers . But you weren't getting a massage.

 

[OSMonger]

15 20 years ago. Rt 1 just north of the old waldbaums. It was there for a long time. Just a r&t spot.
They had a locker room with a stand up shower. You had to shower first.

When you pay the momma at the desk you had to pre tip the girl. I remember asking her what if I didn't like the girl or service. She said that's the way they do it.
It was a good professional massage with a ok finish. I may have gone back once more.

There weren't many amps up that way back then. Although their were a few lmps on central park av. yonkers . But you weren't getting a massage.

I know which one you’re talking about. I may have gone twice but wasn’t one I frequented.

 

[Uniquelyme]

I started going to AMPs when I first started driving, almost 30 years ago. Lived up in CT and have gone to dozens over the years in the tri-state area. I always marveled at how regionally they differed. Up until recently, there was no FS in Westchester AMPs, I’d have to go up to CT or down to LI. I’ve also used hotel providers and the strip club providers. I don’t pretend to have a clue as to why people do what they do. But for me, the AMP feels safer (totally an illusion, I get it) and I feel more taken care of. I feel doted on. I love the moment the robe comes off and the provider looks down to take in what she’s in for. I totally have a need to be touched so the TS and massage fill my sensory desires. And it is all a fantasy. Frankly, that’s part of why I pay, to have the fantasy. And I have always had a thing for Asian women. Just my thing. And over the years when I’ve found an AMP that I like, I can build a relationship with mamasan and know that when I go there, I’ll be treated like a king. She’ll know the type of girl I like and make sure the girls do the things I enjoy. Back in the day I used to go to Darae 54 religiously. Umi was my girl. And she was the first AMP provider I ever saw outside the spa. Eventually she became macadam and would make sure I go the best treatments. But hey, I’m sure some will honk I’m a lunatic or weirdo. So be it. One thing I’ve learned in this monger lifestyle is to never judge why anyone wants or does anything. As long as you’re not hurting anyone, go get your rocks off and enjoy.

Best Amps are easily in Manhattan. Not sure why you would go anywhere other than that if coming to the city already?

 

[OSMonger]

Best Amps are easily in Manhattan. Not sure why you would go anywhere other than that if coming to the city already?

I’ve spent very little time visiting NYC providers. Maybe I saw a total of 20 in the decade I lived in Manhattan. Because I didn’t work in the City I just found it easier to do my thing in other places.

 

[gokuvegeta]

I excluded angel king

Because they will do anal, let you get 2 pops and rim ya if that’s ya thing (not mine) for 260 which is a bargain if you ask me...plus the massage before or after sex...wash ya too

I know Greek was on the menu there with some girls at A&K. But I heard it costs extra on top of 260.