I don't like AMPs

[Hines Karlton]

Tried Apple here. 30s with a decent enhanced rack. Not a spinner like Ella, but okay overall. 160 for half, everything covered. No kiss, no fiv. Her finger nails tickle during bj and main course. No standing shower, no helping with clothes, standard wam bam thank you mam. There's also not much communication unless you speak chinese. Probably will not try again.

Honestly it’s better that way... I like it like that

I hate going to these places and having to have to take a table shower

It’s a waste of time

I shower everyday and definitely before i go to an AMP

But the automatic ts before each sessions is kind of ridiculous

Scrubbing my ass and balls...just a waste of time

I think at this point in the game they should gauge who has hygiene and who doesn’t

You know what I’m going there for..and it ain’t for the massage...

You know what I’m paying for...it ain’t for the table shower

Let’s get right to business...knock it out...I’m on my way

That’s why I like china town spots the best....you drop your 120-140 cash...get right to business

You guys want romance...get a wife or a girlfriend

You are looking for love in the all wrong places if you want to make out with a chick in a massage parlor that sees 5-6 guys a day...let’s them get off in her mouth...you really want to kiss and make out with that

 

[Waterclone]

I completely disagree.

First of all, most of them don't make you take the table shower unless they decide you really need it. It's usually optional, so maybe you need it more than you think.

But aside, from that, a lot of guys go to AMPs specifically because they like the table shower and the massage.

You guys want romance...get a wife or a girlfriend

You think table showers and massages are wife/girlfriend activities? What planet are you from?

If you want to fuck, then go to a brothel, but if you don't like massages and you keep going to AMPs, well, that's just stupid. It's in the fucking name.

 

[Uniquelyme]

I completely disagree.

First of all, most of them don't make you take the table shower unless they decide you really need it. It's usually optional, so maybe you need it more than you think.

But aside, from that, a lot of guys go to AMPs specifically because they like the table shower and the massage.



You think table showers and massages are wife/girlfriend activities? What planet are you from?

If you want to fuck, then go to a brothel, but if you don't like massages and you keep going to AMPs, well, that's just stupid. It's in the fucking name.

Most of the amps especially this one strongly urge you to take a shower before. Ts i pass on and get a regular standing shower scrub.

Also these amps have more attractive girls than chinatown spots.

 

[justme]

From what I can tell, many of these modern “Amps” are massage parlors in name only and operate much more like brothels. While there may be some cursory massage, it seems like the focus of the session is definitely the “extras”.

 

[justme]

I mean, are there Asian brothels in NYC where you can’t get a cursory massage?

 

[Waterclone]

From what I can tell, many of these modern “Amps” are massage parlors in name only and operate much more like brothels. While there may be some cursory massage, it seems like the focus of the session is definitely the “extras”.

I guess it depends where you are looking. There are tons of AMPS in New York that are legit with no extras. Then there is a whole tier of them that are massage parlors that also offer extras.

My own experience is that it's a minority of them where the extras are the focus. Most of the AMPs I used to visit were 30-45 minutes of massage related activities and then the last 15-30 minutes were the extras.

 

[Hines Karlton]

Nobody is paying 260 to go to an Asian Massage Parlor and get a table shower and back massage

Stop it

Most men goes to these places with the intention of getting full service and getting their rocks off

They are not going to put on the front door “sex brothel prostitution come get fucked” be serious

Obviously they have to put Spa massage for legal reasons....

So stop with...why go to an amp if you don’t want a massage...don’t be that dumb

All of these amps...require that shower before you get intimate...it’s mandatory

Also


Do the girls in the manhattan midtown amps look better and are younger of course...yeah

But you are also paying 260-300 at minimum...that’s just for 1 p0p

You can easily get everything you want from a girl in her 20s - 30s in c-town for 120-140...half the price...probably do nastier stuff...excluding Ángel king of course

I think dudes lose focus that this is a business...

You are being sold a fantasy

These women probably wouldn’t even be intimate with you if it werent for you opening your wallet or giving her you hard earned cash

So why do you really need the “deep French kiss” “tongue down her throat”...or want her to caress and snuggle and be romantic with you

She will say “wow you are so big” “you look so good” “handsome” “I had so much fun and good time” just like she said to the 4-5 guys she saw before you and the next guy after you

As long as you are paying and tipping her

Stop being a Sucker, simp, trick john

 

[Hines Karlton]

No one is paying 260 to get just a massage and table shower.

You know what their intentions are...it’s the basis of this whole forum

 

[Waterclone]

No one is paying 260 to get just a massage and table shower.

You know what their intentions are...it’s the basis of this whole forum

1, You don't speak for everyone, and you don't know what other people want.

2. Some people pay well more than that for service that is not full service.

3. Most of the AMPS I went to charged about $80. Tips to the girls were separate.

4. Many people in this forum don't go to AMP's for full service. There are many who stick to a HJ.

5. There have been threads in the past asking "where can I find the best table shower" and "who gives the best massage". Just because those aren't services you want doesn't mean they aren't valuable services.

I say again. If you just want to get laid then go to a brothel, but don't go to a massage parlor and complain that they give massages.

Also, you are always welcome to tell the you don't want the massage, you know that, right?

 

[BxRey1]

1, You don't speak for everyone, and you don't know what other people want.

2. Some people pay well more than that for service that is not full service.

3. Most of the AMPS I went to charged about $80. Tips to the girls were separate.

4. Many people in this forum don't go to AMP's for full service. There are many who stick to a HJ.

5. There have been threads in the past asking "where can I find the best table shower" and "who gives the best massage". Just because those aren't services you want doesn't mean they aren't valuable services.

I say again. If you just want to get laid then go to a brothel, but don't go to a massage parlor and complain that they give massages.

Also, you are always welcome to tell the you don't want the massage, you know that, right?

Agreed! I don't know about you @Hines Karlton but

1. I have opted table showers on more than one occasion, No complaints from any provider,
2. The massage is always a great way to unwind after any extra services.
3. If you don't want LFK or DFK you can also opt out from that.
4. You will find many reviewers who skip the "preliminary" and go straight to the action

 

[Hines Karlton]

Agreed! I don't know about you @Hines Karlton but


4. You will find many reviewers who skip the "preliminary" and go straight to the action

That’s me right there. Which was my initial point.

People are too stuck on the romantic part, lfk, dfk, caress, snuggle, make love...

Why not just go to An upscale escort/call girl for that?

I’m sure she would provide GFE PSE and give you all that you are looking for

Plus More

And be stunning in the looks department

 

[iwantagoodhj247]

4. Many people in this forum don't go to AMP's for full service. There are many who stick to a HJ.

Amen to that.

 

[backseat]

That’s me right there. Which was my initial point.

People are too stuck on the romantic part, lfk, dfk, caress, snuggle, make love...

Why not just go to An upscale escort/call girl for that?

I’m sure she would provide GFE PSE and give you all that you are looking for

Plus More

And be stunning in the looks department

Boy, from a new guy, you sure want to stir things up, if you are a guy?

 

[hardndslick]

I personally prefer amps. I have a thing for Asian women. I've probably been to over 100 of them in my 30 plus years in this hobby. Mostly in Suffolk and queens and a strange one up in Mamaroneck.

I've done physical work my whole life so I really enjoy a good massage with a hj. Even now.
I found that alot of the ones that gave a table shower offer more than a hj. Not always what in looking for but I personally love some cute little thing scrubbing me down. And drying me off before my massage. It just ads to the fun.
Sometimes I go for the extras but mostly just a hj. If I want more I go to places that specialize in that and not looking for the massage. Although there was a place in centereach across from utopia head shop that was probably one of the best I've been to.
It was 70 for an hour with the ts. The ts was almost as good as the incredible massage. She asked if I wanted the ts before or after the massage. And instead of a hj she would finish me off with her mouth raw for an extra 50. She didn't even ask. Just started sucking . Fuck I miss her.
Most amps don't offer table showers anymore.
Different strokes guys.

 

[gokuvegeta]

Every individual is different. If someone doesn't like AMPs, good for them(you can save some money).
Others including myself find AMPs comfortable and safe as they are more systematic. Tbh, most AMPs are very professional.
Some like all the romantic stuff especially when it comes with no strings attached in an AMP, hence LFK and DFK, etc. It's boring to follow 'Wam bam thank mam' approach every time. What else will we do for the rest of the hour otherwise?!
As for upscale escort/call girl, it will be more expensive than AMPs I guess.

Coming to TS, massage, DFK etc, you can skip any depending on your preferences. If you are clean and express that shower is not needed, most girls will agree.

You can easily get everything you want from a girl in her 20s - 30s in c-town for 120-140...half the price...probably do nastier stuff...excluding Ángel king of course

Why did you exclude only this place? Just curious. A&K is my fav AMP in NYC. So asking.

 

[justme]

I guess it depends where you are looking. There are tons of AMPS in New York that are legit with no extras. Then there is a whole tier of them that are massage parlors that also offer extras.

My own experience is that it's a minority of them where the extras are the focus. Most of the AMPs I used to visit were 30-45 minutes of massage related activities and then the last 15-30 minutes were the extras.

You answered the opposite of my question. I fully believe there are plenty of places where extras are truly extra.

My question was whether there were actual (Asian) brothels - places where there is no pretense of being a massage parlor. And, I guess, more saliently whether the venue in question. Was more akin to a massage parlor or a brothel.

 

[gokuvegeta]

My question was whether there were actual (Asian) brothels - places where there is no pretense of being a massage parlor.

Yes there are few I heard of, but I've tried only one asian place like that so far

 

[Waterclone]

From what I can tell, many of these modern “Amps” are massage parlors in name only and operate much more like brothels. While there may be some cursory massage, it seems like the focus of the session is definitely the “extras”.

I guess it depends where you are looking. There are tons of AMPS in New York that are legit with no extras. Then there is a whole tier of them that are massage parlors that also offer extras.

My own experience is that it's a minority of them where the extras are the focus. Most of the AMPs I used to visit were 30-45 minutes of massage related activities and then the last 15-30 minutes were the extras.

You answered the opposite of my question. I fully believe there are plenty of places where extras are truly extra.

My question was whether there were actual (Asian) brothels - places where there is no pretense of being a massage parlor. And, I guess, more saliently whether the venue in question. Was more akin to a massage parlor or a brothel.

I saw no question at all. You made a statement and I responded. While I have never frequented one, I used to see many ads for asian places that made no pretense of being a massage parlor.

 

[genius]

You guys want romance...get a wife or a girlfriend

You are looking for love in the all wrong places if you want to make out with a chick in a massage parlor that sees 5-6 guys a day...let’s them get off in her mouth...you really want to kiss and make out with that

A wife for romance? IMHO, marriage is an awful way to end a hot and passionate love affair. As far as I'm concerned it is useful only if you want to have a family.

Anyway, if I want just, as you put it, "Let’s get right to business...knock it out...I’m on my way" I head over to 40th rd for one of the two younger ones there (and they are there - you just never see them on the street as their customers call them and meet them in the brothel- I found these 2 when they smiled at me as I was leaving from being serviced by an older on and I asked for #'s)

When you go to the movies and see exciting scenes etc, you do (I would think) realize that they aren't real. Its called willing suspension of disbelief that allows you to get into the situation as if it was real.
A good (yeah - rare but the do exist - see links below posts #4548, #15&16 off the top of my head as examples) AMP can give you an experience that you can enjoy and then you just walk away.

https://utopiaguide.pl/forums/threads/executive-oriental-danbury-ct.5471/#post-1155443

https://utopiaguide.pl/forums/threads/flushing-amps.32650/page-7#post-1150464

 

[Waterclone]

That’s me right there. Which was my initial point.

People are too stuck on the romantic part, lfk, dfk, caress, snuggle, make love...

Your initial point was complaining about massages and table showers. It had absolutely nothing to do with romantic activities.

Why not just go to An upscale escort/call girl for that?
I’m sure she would provide GFE PSE and give you all that you are looking for
Plus More
And be stunning in the looks department

Well, massage parlor girls tend to be 80 for the house and then 120-200 tip. Total is 200-280. Upscale escorts usually start at 500. So, 200+ extra would be the reason. It's the same reason people would browse backpage and craigslist rather than eros. $$$.