Not only no fats chicks but seems like the hair styles are long pony tails half way down their backs.
For some reason I find the female workers there a turn on when they walk around with a leather belt that has their box cutter in a leather holster. Pretty easy to start a conversation with the MILFs - when they put some item in their basket you just have to ask "I was thinking of trying that - how do you like it"
Unfortunately my SO is always with me when I'm there.
Maybe someone should start a thread "Pickups at Trader Joes"