Golden Showers for Stinky Whores

#1
Here is a good tip if you find a stinky ho.....

The other week I met a civilan on CL. I don't know what I was thinking...

She is a fat ho, and I bring her back to my place, and start spanking her. Her ass has that dirty shitcheese smell. Oy vey. Should have trusted my gut instinct on first seeing the pics.

Anyhow, I want to bang her but need to shwoer her first. So how do i politely say "your shitter stinks, so go take a shower"?

So, I do the polite thing and tell her "Bitch, I'm going to piss on you ,and you will like it. " I take her in the bathtub and have her spread her legs and piss on her face, and clit. I was drinking lost of water, so it was a lot of hot piss!

Anyhow, after I was done, she took a shower and I banged her.

I was kinda disgusted, and dropped a quick load, and kicked her out.
 
#2
You're a better man than I... I don't think I could have gone thru with it.


Then again I tend not to put myself in those situations. Verm... you gotta splurge for the non shitcheese stinkin high class ho's. You gotta cough up at least sixty bucks. For a twenty or less it rarely ends good.
 
#3
When I read vermeer for the first time, I said: "What the fuck is his problem?!"

Now it is: "What the fuck is his problem... that he does not write more often."
 
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