speaking of unusual partners, there is a couple on Cl posting looking for a midget. Probably a spoof ad, but I remeber a thread about a midget provider
This is an old anti-union joke. You pay the same price for every girl in this house. If it's her turn, she is what you will get. Of course, she is a great lay. When you leave, you ask her to "keep an eye out for you"'
In the "Last Detail", Jack Nicholson's character tells a story about a one-eyed whore in San Francisco named Sally, who's specialty was "winking guys off".