England trip report

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dogstar

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OK boys and .......boys. I moved to the land of tea and crumpets for a year and picked up some knowledge that i figured i would pass on.

First off www.punternet.com it is a veritable wealth of info. a site this informative would have a major annual cover charge in the states. It seriously is the Ny Times to ***'s national enquirer.

Next ladybelles.co.uk

5 min from Heathrow talk about old faithful. tHIS WAS MAYBE COMPARABLE TO THE jULIES OF NYC. Sorry about the caps....damn caps lock. Anyway, the screening was non existent the girls were hot and the service was good if not blunt. The best way i can describe the menu is GFE ala Cart. Any activity is possible and combo is possible, but it is all worked out before hand. Plugged into a formula, and a bill is figured. The weird thing is though, for as business like as they are. Once the session starts, you have fun, they get offended if you don't. It's like, "all though we may drive a hard bargain, we still take great pride in our work."

then you get to the central london indies.

but i'll save that for another night
 
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dogstar

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england

i saw Karen, sam and a couple of girls that arent on the site anymore. Sam was smoking hot, but her service was adequate if not a little bit lack luster, no greece, but everything else was on the menu.
Karen is an anything goes kinda girl, a little older then the pics might suggest but a rock hard body and she really makes sure you have a good time, its normally one pop and your out, but every thing is negotiable.

As far as the "strip club" thing
When you walk through SOHO there are all these girls soliciting on the street to go into there club for a cheap lap dance or something its a total scam, The girl that sits with you is a "hostess" at the rate of 300 pounds and hour. which they dont tell you untill its time to pay. I literally had to fight my way out. The bouncer was stocky but i had about 6 inches on him. so do yourself a favor and stay away!!!
 
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dogstar

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Re: Re: England trip report

Originally posted by Dondee
Hey Dog,

Noticed that all the girls on the second site are into watersports. Is that a big thing there? Also what is "O.W.O" listed in most of the girls "specialties"?
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Yeah they are into all sorts of stuff over there, and very open about it. I think the police are much more lenient over there. So the providers andvertise pretty blatently.
 
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fumpton

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i think the law over there is they can't openly solicit on the street but the little ads in the phone booths are allowed. They can also stand in their doorway and signal to you like the windows in Amsterdam.


you're welcome dondee!
 
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JackT

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Hey thanks for the U.K. info. This past year I've begun to travel quite regularly to England, Scotland and Wales -- I haven't had the inclination to "hobby" there after being ripped off in London's Soho a few years ago. But with resources like punternet, I just may again take my exploits internationally. (one negative thing about punternet is that as soon as I signed up for an account there my e.mail account has been bombarded with at least 10 spammails per day).
 
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fumpton

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JackT, you have to try out the massage parlours next time you're in Scotland. Edinburgh has a ton of them and they are tolerated by LE over there.
 
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junker

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edinburgh

I agree with Fumpton. When I was living in Scotland, I found talent all over the place. Even tho it is embarrassing to buy, I had much luck with the indies that advertised in the Daily Sport. The ladies were mostly 5-6 with the occasional 7 thrown in for fun but FS was commonly available for under 75 quid. Great value, something the Scots know a thing or two about. The best was in Leith where I found a huge breasted woman that offered BBBJTC (CIM is what it is called in the UK) followed by FS for 50 pounds. She rocked my world for a couple of months until she left the business. I also found some on Punternet. Try looking at the Sauna info on the site, it'll steer you right to where the quality is.
 
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fumpton

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Re: edinburgh

Originally posted by junker
I agree with Fumpton. When I was living in Scotland, I found talent all over the place. Even tho it is embarrassing to buy, I had much luck with the indies that advertised in the Daily Sport. The ladies were mostly 5-6 with the occasional 7 thrown in for fun but FS was commonly available for under 75 quid. Great value, something the Scots know a thing or two about. The best was in Leith where I found a huge breasted woman that offered BBBJTC (CIM is what it is called in the UK) followed by FS for 50 pounds. She rocked my world for a couple of months until she left the business. I also found some on Punternet. Try looking at the Sauna info on the site, it'll steer you right to where the quality is.
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Nothing embarassing about buying. Guarenteed results without the hassle of trying to hook up at some bar. I had some great times at the saunas, great selection of girls, 7-9's, and i think i paid 65 for FS. The exchange rate is somewhere around .8 pounds to $1.
 
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JackT

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I appreciate the info, fumpton and junker!
Last time I was in Edinburgh, I hadn't found punternet yet and couldn't find any good info on any of the other "escort" websites. I couldn't believe the high prices I was being quoted and how little was to my liking. Although massage places are typically not my thing, I wish I'd known about the saunas then. I shall return!

If I may ask a few questions, what is the usual procedure there? Do you have to ring ahead for an appointment? Can the whole transaction take place anonymously? Is it like a brothel style where you get to choose the girl? Are extras just assumed or are they negotiated separately? Is it one-pop-and-done? Are the saunas generally safe? Any anti-American bias or any tips for Yanks?

Thanks again.
 
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junker

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JackT.

Try this link. Not that I am above reinventing the wheel occasionally, the fine folks at Punternet have answered most of your questions much more succinctly than I ever could.

http://www.punternet.com/saunaguide.html

To answer a couple of questions that Pnet doesn't cover, 1) it is possible, indeed normal, to do this completely confidentially. No IDs are needed or expected. Just knock on the door, they let you in and the fun begins. 2) The Yanks are very much appreciated. One caveat, know your English/American acronym translations before you go in. The prices are pretty much set based on your service requests, knowing what you are asking for will help you cement a deal before the fun begins.

A couple of things that you don't ask about but may want to know, 1) The quality of girls can vary wildly depending on time, location, day of week etc. If you like the British Prostitute Look, you'll be pretty happy most of the time. I found that if I scrutinized the reviews in Punternet, my expectations did not exceed the reality. 2) The work is a job for these girls. Don't go expecting spontaneity in service provisions. In other words, what you negotiate is what you'll get (at least in the beginning, once they get to know you, that may change, it did for me). 3) The saunas in Glasgow are more working class, more clandestine (it's not as open as in Edinburgh) and a lot of fun for Americans. The saunas in the city center of Edinburgh (especially London Street) have better looking women, are pricier but Americans aren't novelties. In other words, you won't get the "big fish in a little pond" thing that can be fun.

Hope this helps,

junker
 
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fumpton

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Originally posted by JackT
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If I may ask a few questions, what is the usual procedure there?
Do you have to ring ahead for an appointment? [/B]
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most places you will not need an appointment, you can just walk in. it does help to call ahead to see which girls are available.



[/B][/QUOTE] Can the whole transaction take place anonymously? [/B][/QUOTE]

the business takes place in the room where the lady will tell you whats available and for how much. you will pay a house fee up front in the parlor area.


[/B][/QUOTE] Is it like a brothel style where you get to choose the girl?
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yes

[/B][/QUOTE] Are extras just assumed or are they negotiated separately? [/B][/QUOTE]

negotiated with girl, but you do get the massage.



[/B][/QUOTE] Is it one-pop-and-done?
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depends on the girl


[/B][/QUOTE] Are the saunas generally safe?
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generally yes

[/B][/QUOTE] Any anti-American bias or any tips for Yanks?

[/B][/QUOTE] just do what you would normally do in the states.


also, these places will give you a little waterproof pouch to put your valuables in to take with you into the shower. you'll also get a locker too.
 
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dogstar

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Originally posted by JackT
I appreciate the info, fumpton and junker!
Last time I was in Edinburgh, I hadn't found punternet yet and couldn't find any good info on any of the other "escort" websites. I couldn't believe the high prices I was being quoted and how little was to my liking. Although massage places are typically not my thing, I wish I'd known about the saunas then. I shall return!

If I may ask a few questions, what is the usual procedure there? Do you have to ring ahead for an appointment? Can the whole transaction take place anonymously? Is it like a brothel style where you get to choose the girl? Are extras just assumed or are they negotiated separately? Is it one-pop-and-done? Are the saunas generally safe? Any anti-American bias or any tips for Yanks?

Thanks again.
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As far as anti american sentiment......were not talking about france here, this country is equivilant to our grand father. and in a wierd way they are proud that they may not be the greatest country in the world, but at least they spawned it.

just dont be a cocky asshole and you will be fine. Even the people over there i met who didnt like americans gave a pass to NYers. Think about it how many people from alabama do you like?

the one thing that screwed me up is there is no need to speak in code over there. They know all the "languages", but direct and to the point is much better. if you want a blowjob sans condom....just ask for it.
 
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