EddyBear makes love to a porn star!

#1
I WOULD NOT CALL IT MAKING LOVE, BUT IT IS A GOOD HEADER!

I see this Heading in CL adult section

"VISITING- SEXY ASIAN GODDESS - w4m (LAGUARDIA AIRPORT)"

I open the posting and read the ad...

"Hey guy's my name is Leilani Li, I am visiting from California, I am Filipina/Hawaiian 4'9" 115lbs. 34-30-36 I am in Town visiting, I am a xxx porn star and enjoys having fun.... Call for an appointment now (818) 448-4355"

I google her name, and lots of sites come up. She looks like the real deal so I give her a call.

She answered the phone right away and was very nice, she told me the rate was $200 for an hour, $150 for the half. Not cheap, but not real expensive. I set up a time to see her. She is staying in a hotel near LGA Airport.

She greets me at the door wearing a night gown. She was a shadow of what she looked like in her films, and the picture in her ad.

Yuck, she is small, dumpy, short hair, fat face that looked like a beach ball. I would not say ugly, but pretty close. I wanted to leave, but she was friendly and sweet, and I did want to try her out.

She invites me to the bed, and starts with a cbj. Thankfully she did not take off her clothe, I may of puked. She worked hard at the cbj, had good rhythm, but not being turned on made the experience unpleasant. I also expected much more from a "PORN STAR"

She kept going, sucking up and down. After a while she stopped and asked me what position I liked. I told her to keep sucking, and if she took off the condom I would finish faster. She told me she can't, and continued.

After about 10 minutes, she took the condom off and worked it good. I quickly finished. She went to her dresser and gave me a hand full of baby wipes. I cleaned up, dressed and gave her $150. I thought she may ask for more, but did not. She gave me a hug and thanked me.

So another rag from Craigs List, I do not know why I still bother.
 
#3
This reminds me of two recent threads in UG. The one about who gets to be called "porn star" nowadays and the other about the providers visiting New York.
 
#4
Someone did her friend and reviewed her friend some years ago.

http://www.utopiaguide.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27787&highlight=Leilani

There were also some great pictures of Leilani and friend in Seeker's thread of photos from CL.
Funny, she had two friends with her - who came in the room after the dirty deed. One of them was named Jaz, and the other Strawberry. Both looked like herion addicts, but hotter then the "PORN STAR"

I did not want to write a long drawn out post, so I did not get into it... One came in to ask for a light, and a few minutes latter the other called, then walked in the room. They were friendly. I talked about Queens, and they talked about CA, among other boring stuff. They were also asking about strip clubs in Queens. They wanted to find out how they could be an attraction. I laughed inside, you first have to be attractive! The three of them were Candlewood girls!

They wanted me to take them all out, I passed. Strawberry then asked to go to the bar downstairs and hangout, I also passed. The last request was if she could order room service!

Strawberry, was very aggressive. She also wanted to have sex with me, which was really stupid considering I just had a session with the PORN STAR.

Sometimes I wonder if stupid is written on my face.
 
#5
This reminds me of two recent threads in UG. The one about who gets to be called "porn star" nowadays and the other about the providers visiting New York.
She was no "PORN STAR". She put some XXX films on the net. I asked her were she shoots, and she said everywhere - NY, CA, Florida...

Maybe I am wrong, but I thought legally you can only make porn films in LA.

She was fucking ugly - short fat slob. I felt grossed out when she touched me. I had a bad feeling, if she was this hot XXX star she would not be in Queens working for $150. After viewing her films, I thought she would give some wild sex. I had better sex from drunk street walkers.
 
#7
Good recon though Eddy. You took a shot, it goes with the territory that not every session is not an A-plus. I enjoy reading your exploits.
 
#9
Good recon though Eddy. You took a shot, it goes with the territory that not every session is not an A-plus. I enjoy reading your exploits.
It never seems to be good when I go with a provider from the CL adult section. Always a fake a pic, or a pic from 10 years earlier. The Asians or the worst.
 
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