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'Secret Diary of a Call Girl' is sexy enough, but 'tis a pity she's a bore
Monday, June 16th 2008, 4:00 AM
Billie Piper is ***** in 'Secret Diary of a Call Girl.'
If you're one of those folks who wants more sex and less city in your scripted drama, you can stop panting. "Secret Diary of a Call Girl" is here to answer your prayers.
This British import, rough enough to be appropriate only for pay cable here, does echo "Sex and the City" in that it follows a young, attractive woman around the glamorous side of a big city — in our gal *****'s case, London.
But where Carrie, Miranda and company look on sex as a kind of dessert, one of the benefits of their regular lives, Billie Piper's ***** has sex for a living, and everything else flows from there.
You'd expect, then, that "Diary" would serve up a more graphic version of "Sex and the City," and in some ways it does — though it doesn't offer a particularly flagrant display of private parts.
Discreet camera angles and small, strategic items of clothing keep most of the activity on the level of explicit suggestion rather than full monty.
Still, it's clear what ***** is doing with her clients, and while it usually stops short of whipped cream and trapezes, you probably don't want to TiVo it for replay during family hour.
"Diary" is billed as a comedy, of course, and in many ways it's chasing "Sex and the City" less than it's aiming for a saucier version of "Bridget Jones's Diary," which became a huge international hit by dramatizing the traumas of a smart, neurotic single woman.
Bridget was frequently in crisis, but we knew that on some level she understood, and since she was laughing, it became safe for the rest of us to laugh as well.
The problem with this "Diary" is that ***** simply isn't as interesting as Bridget. Her crises seem more staged and her reactions more calculated. She's less of a plucky Everywoman.
One suspects the producers felt that ***** having more sex would compensate for any narrative shortfalls. It doesn't work out that way.
While the fact she's a well-dressed escort may get some initial attention, our shock over her naughty confessions isn't enough to hold us for eight episodes. After seeing the likes of Audrey Hepburn, Jane Fonda and Julia Roberts portray call girls, we frankly need a little more than *****'s unsurprising double life to keep us, uh, hooked.
All that said, former British pop star Piper plays the role well, and some of her reflections on her profession are interesting — like how she always wears men's cologne, not perfume, because that eliminates one potentially awkward question her clients may hear when they get home.
But with the exception of her puzzled boyfriend, Ben (Iddo Goldberg), and her tough-talking boss, Stephanie (Cherie Lunghi), hardly anyone in *****'s life is more than a passing ship. So in the end, this "Diary" puts almost all its chips on ***** and sex.
It's not quite enough.