Creatively worded ads

[Banacek]

Came across an interesting ad headline and thought I'd start a thread about creatively worded ads.
Here's the first candidate:

HoW MaNy L!CkS DoEs !T TaKe TiL U GeT To ThE CeNtEr Of My Ooo La La!!! - 21
http://longisland.************/Fema...-u-get-to-the-center-of-my-ooo-la-la/62771230

And here's a song to go along with it:

 

[Banacek]

For my second candidate, I thought I'd throw Kristina a bone, since her ad was sexy and fun:

✨ SPECIA£S✨~ CωM giv ME @ Warm We£come ~♥ SEXY & FUN ~ ★ Sweet ★ Tasty - 25
http://longisland.************/Fema...warm-wecome-sexy-and-fun-sweet-tasty/62514046

 

[Slinky Bender]

"Stopless dancers"
"I promise we will have LOTS of fun in the VIP room."

 

[Landru]

Here are a few creative ones from the west coast. I guess you have to be in your early 20's to be creative

Young, Fun, and Causing Spilling Thrills. - 23
http://sf.************/FemaleEscorts/young-fun-and-causing-spilling-thrills/17921483

Lick Me till Ice Cream!! - 23
http://sf.************/FemaleEscorts/lick-me-till-ice-cream/25049872

I'm a Huge Fan Of Inappropriate Behavior.. Call Me if you want To JOIN!! - 24
http://sf.************/FemaleEscort...behavior-call-me-if-you-want-to-join/25792026

 

[Banacek]

I especially like the second and third ones. Thanks for contributing and bringing a bit of the West Coast to us easterners.

 

[Banacek]

Here's one from Khandi, who has her own review thread here:
Exotic Candy Wont Stop Until The Last Drop - 21

What's even better are the prices she's offering today:
Mouth Watering SPECIALS. 4O/60/80

 

[Banacek]

Hurry Up Before Jealous Haters Flag Our Ad - Like a Mother Daughter Scenario! - 49
Funny, we (the"dynamic duo")posted two tasteful ads today with beautiful pics. But for some reason they get flagged. HMM I guess we're too hot and competition for them.Hands down we're top notch.Anyway I'm almost 50, but you'd never know it by how I look. Sexy, beautiful, fit, bright beautiful blue eyes.Very accommodating and down to earth. My gf is much younger hot also! Three is not a crowd! Email for more pics.

 

[Banacek]

I love this ad title from this Orlando provider:
Have Some ★MILF N COOKIES!!!!★ Super Sexy MILF Bella!!
http://orlando.************/FemaleE...-experience-a1-call-now-321-348-4925/12964412

http://images2.************/imager/u/large/232043324/c17b75f13938cdc27eb3123961dab098.jpg

Unfortunately, unless she's really Santa Claus and can jet around the country fast enough to be in two places at the same time, someone is fibbing here. Because there is an ad with similar photos also appearing on the same day right here on Long Island:
http://longisland.************/Fema...busty-beautyelegant-upscale-brunette/70465508

Too bad, she's just what I asked Santa for this year.

 

[Banacek]

I guess this is what airlines mean when they say the flight has a "layover"
ShangHai Flight Attendants JUST ARRIVED
http://longisland.************/FemaleEscorts/shanghai-flight-attendants-just-arrived/68111060