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So I decided to come here and talk about my life. Prior to coming to UG I was Jimmy Hoffa on craigslist and I was exposing whores. I think I was one of the first guys to stand the trend of telling the truth about a whore in craigslist "good or bad" (mostly bad). So anyway fast forward to now.
So I was fucking with a craigslist whore about 3 years ago. At this period of time she had beef with Mona "Burger king lisa", so I talk to Mona Lisa and her pimp because I ran into them at JFK and the guy is like I don't want any problems. I am like Mona lisa gets alot of clients I mean let the other girl live. Then he asked him if I was her pimp. I am like no because I don't take any of her money like you do Burger king lisa.
Anyway long story short she gets out the game and heads to Binghamton. Then she sorts of latches onto me because "she says I am a good guy". I mean she really never knew nothing about me. I think I have been in the hobbyist game since I was 18 back when Queensbridge had hookers in fur coats lol. Yea like that, when hunts point had whores that look like "models". So anyway I feel sorry for the girl so I fuck with her.
So anyway we have our ups and downs because she half gay and she tried to "play me". So one day she thought she was "tough" because she made all this money whoring herself. That's the thing when women first in the game they make alot of money. New pussy makes alot of money but then they lose that sense of self. They start feeling themselves.
I know this but they don't. So the money was slowing up and this pimp guy calls me saying he want her. I am like you wanna go with him, she says "no". I am like you know what go to him. Then I drive her and her friend (who had a crush on me) that is another story. To the bronx, so again I guess she wanted to be tough in front of her friend. She says to me "I don't need you drop me off nigga". Her homegirl lived in the castle hill projects in the Bronx.
I guess the girl boosted her heart. So I drop her off in the projects and she storms off upset at me.
I get on the highway (d0 not laugh) she calls me back like. Man come get me this is fucked up jail is better than this place. I said why what's going on. She said the toilet don't work and there is dirty pampers all around and there is roaches and rats. I am like are you serious don't she got kids up there. She says yes, she pleads for me to come get her.
I am like I ain't turning back ( I am lazy) she says please please. I gets her ass. We head back to the another hotel. I had to go meet this girl upstate that i was talking too . A square girl in Syracuse NY with a PHD. I took a liking to her for some reason. So anyway I fucked the girl and had her drive me to Syracuse to see the Woman with the PHD.
To be continued
So I decided to come here and talk about my life. Prior to coming to UG I was Jimmy Hoffa on craigslist and I was exposing whores. I think I was one of the first guys to stand the trend of telling the truth about a whore in craigslist "good or bad" (mostly bad). So anyway fast forward to now.
So I was fucking with a craigslist whore about 3 years ago. At this period of time she had beef with Mona "Burger king lisa", so I talk to Mona Lisa and her pimp because I ran into them at JFK and the guy is like I don't want any problems. I am like Mona lisa gets alot of clients I mean let the other girl live. Then he asked him if I was her pimp. I am like no because I don't take any of her money like you do Burger king lisa.
Anyway long story short she gets out the game and heads to Binghamton. Then she sorts of latches onto me because "she says I am a good guy". I mean she really never knew nothing about me. I think I have been in the hobbyist game since I was 18 back when Queensbridge had hookers in fur coats lol. Yea like that, when hunts point had whores that look like "models". So anyway I feel sorry for the girl so I fuck with her.
So anyway we have our ups and downs because she half gay and she tried to "play me". So one day she thought she was "tough" because she made all this money whoring herself. That's the thing when women first in the game they make alot of money. New pussy makes alot of money but then they lose that sense of self. They start feeling themselves.
I know this but they don't. So the money was slowing up and this pimp guy calls me saying he want her. I am like you wanna go with him, she says "no". I am like you know what go to him. Then I drive her and her friend (who had a crush on me) that is another story. To the bronx, so again I guess she wanted to be tough in front of her friend. She says to me "I don't need you drop me off nigga". Her homegirl lived in the castle hill projects in the Bronx.
I guess the girl boosted her heart. So I drop her off in the projects and she storms off upset at me.
I get on the highway (d0 not laugh) she calls me back like. Man come get me this is fucked up jail is better than this place. I said why what's going on. She said the toilet don't work and there is dirty pampers all around and there is roaches and rats. I am like are you serious don't she got kids up there. She says yes, she pleads for me to come get her.
I am like I ain't turning back ( I am lazy) she says please please. I gets her ass. We head back to the another hotel. I had to go meet this girl upstate that i was talking too . A square girl in Syracuse NY with a PHD. I took a liking to her for some reason. So anyway I fucked the girl and had her drive me to Syracuse to see the Woman with the PHD.
To be continued