Catchy Slogans used by providers….

[billyS]

This thread is for a slogan you see a real provider post somewhere.

Not something you yourself made up and think it is clever.

Not something you saw in a movie

 

[tacitly]

i swear, i just saw this.
"SUPER ITCHY PUSSY!"
that was the wildest one, but in the same ad:
"10 girls-semen baptism, wanna join?"
"CUM TO THIS OILY MAID"
"GIVE ME YOUR SACRED CUM"
"KNEELING ON UR DICK"

it's a surreal ad

 

[Flintfred]

Saw one yesterday - “good pussy guarantee”. Got me to look at the ad!

 

[billyS]

This thread is for a slogan you see a real provider post somewhere.

Not something you yourself made up and think it is clever.

Not something you saw in a movie

 

[U_N_I_2nite]

I tried before, but my post didn’t get approved, I’m going to try again. This is real, it’s not make believe or from a movie.

I DON'T SUK DICK.. I EAT DICK .. CALL ME THE MF GOBBLIN

This same person has a price for Bbj Uncircumcised.

You can’t make this shit up

 

[Monty_monty]

Driving down your block, oh shit is that Milly Rock
Shes back to rock your cock
Too bad your wife's a cock block.
HURRY UP LET MILLY SUCK YOUR COCK!!:

 

[MassyMan]

Phyllis win’s this weeks sweepstakes…
“PROFESSIONAL HARDWOOD FLOOR GUY NEEDED!! I NEED MY OAK FLOOR LIGHTLY SANDED!! I WANT TO BARTER!! GET YOUR DICK SUCKED!! FUCK MY ASSHOLE AND OR PUSSY!! ”

 

[Raptor]

Phyllis win’s this weeks sweepstakes…
“PROFESSIONAL HARDWOOD FLOOR GUY NEEDED!! I NEED MY OAK FLOOR LIGHTLY SANDED!! I WANT TO BARTER!! GET YOUR DICK SUCKED!! FUCK MY ASSHOLE AND OR PUSSY!! ”

That’s not 2k pussy. Had my floors done and that was the cost.

 

[MassyMan]

That’s not 2k pussy. Had my floors done and that was the cost.

Right?!
She always advertises gangbangs. Better off rolling past a home depot lot and grabbing 4-5 day laborers to run a train in exchange for her attempted barter.

 

[Riskybiz]

Right?!
She always advertises gangbangs. Better off rolling past a home depot lot and grabbing 4-5 day laborers to run a train in exchange for her attempted barter.

Hmmmm. You might be onto something there! I'm not into sanding floors myself but I'm pretty good at making deals and getting my dick sucked.

 

[U_N_I_2nite]

“THE GREATEST GUMMY BARE EVER”

She doesn’t have any teeth. She won’t scrape your manhood

 

[U_N_I_2nite]

TWERKING WAS ALWAYS MY FAVORITE THING! UNTIL I GOT FIRED FROM CVS FOR TWERKING ON A CUSTOMER…

BAREBACK QUEEN

 

[U_N_I_2nite]

I don't nibble I swivel and lick all your dribbles

 

[thezoos]

My all time winners are from two renowned swallowers. Nikki no drop and Jessnomess

 

[Uniquelyme]

Unattractive Women have to focus on their personalities way more. They typically are the ones with the best slogans .

 

[U_N_I_2nite]

“i was never able to increase my prices because i was a junkkie but now that ive sobered up i can finally charge what im worth”

you can’t make this shit up.

 

[U_N_I_2nite]

Use your dick and fingers to tame my proud kitty and make it cry, please~

That’s a wild ass comment as an advertisement.

 

[U_N_I_2nite]

BBFS Your semen will be completely drained! Scared yet?

you can’t make this shit up.