Can I buy UG?

[Banacek]

I just received an email that I am one of 7 lucky recipients of a million-and-a-half dollar windfall under the UN Humanitarian project. The way I see it there is no more a humanitarian project than keeping all my fellow hobbyists informed about the ladies they love to see.
So, I figure the best way to put the money to good use is to purchase UG. As soon as Slinky gets back to me with a fair price, I will be buying UG.

 

[pokler]

Slinky if you are listening .. The fair value of UG would be the present value of future cash flows from ad revenue. The discounting rate should be about 6 points over treasuries or about 7.5%.

To that amout add a big premium if you stay on since your legendary status has value. And finally add a teency weency premium if Banacek stays on..

 

[Slinky Bender]

If anyone offered us anywhere close to that we would take it.

 

[Banacek]

"Teency weency premium?" Sounds like one of the providers ratted me out.

 

[Banacek]

That windfall is coming, right? After all, the email they sent was a copy of a Western Union telegram. Telegrams are reliable in this electronic day and age, aren't they?

 

[pokler]

"Teency weency premium?" Sounds like one of the providers ratted me out.

Well I was going to say a negative premium but I know how sensitive you can be about these things.

 

[Banacek]

If you had a teency weency premium, you'd be sensitive too.
We can't all be blessed with a "pokler" to please the ladies.