Audience participation jokes.

#2
I like it when she's full of gas.

I pretty much ignored her all winter, but when I was ready to go, she started right up!

When I put my foot down, she really responds!

You'll never believe what I found between the seat cushions!

If she breaks down again, I'm trading her in.

After 60 months, I finally made my last payment!

BONUS: What do cars and women have in common?
A standard tranny has a stick.
 
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